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(midwest.social)
HarryLime [any]
Chapotraphousechatppb is this real?
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Never misses
I was told there's a purple kitty on a bus. That is a moose
Musk: Tries to bribe employees with horses for sexual favors, unsuccessfully. Sends his sperm to right-wing grifters in the mail. Begs Epstein to let him diddle kids on the island.
Huang: Fucks a middle-aged Chinese tech CEO.
Only one of these had to resign
Jackson with another banger lmao
Joke stole from the replies:
Isn't it crazy that one of the few billionaires to actually face some consequences for his sex scandals is the one that fucked adult women.
Isn't it kinda odd how the story changed really fast from
"Nvdia (7% of US stock market value) broke US export laws by selling AI components to a company who's only customer is Alibaba - potentially giving China a major economic advantage by threatening US AI dominance - the thing propping the entire US economy up right now."
To
"Jensen Huang fucked the CEO of that company he sold the chips to (a communist spy, dontcha know) AND ALSO THESE OTHER LADIES WHO ARE US EMPLOYEES LOOK AT JENSEN HUANG'S HR VIOLATIONS SO MANY AFFAIRS WOW LOOK AT ALL THE AFFAIRS! SALACIOUS AFFAIRS LOOK!"
Kinda seems coordinated to distract from the potential economic implications and place the focus on his personal failings.
Edit: especially now that it looks like he may have colluded with the trump admin to lift some of the trade restrictions in a quid pro quo scheme.
I don’t think anyone cared about the treason. There was never a compelling reason for people to take the ban seriously.
AI is kind of a joke, in the US, and no one bought into it being a super serious national security threat. Some people take it seriously, but most people see it as a novelty.
Mostly producing dancing cat videos and social media spew will do that. 😆
lotta wishful thinking re: AI bubble lol
His wish was granted?
