MrNobodyTuesday, 6pm: Super Working Dad gets home from his day job. Super Wife Mom has used her superpowers to finish the laundry, help the kids do their homework, and cook a nutritious and savory dinner. After they say grace and enjoy their meal, Super Working Dad tunes in the evening news on TV while Super Wife Mom does the dishes. Uh-oh, looks like there's a Gay Pride parade downtown at this very moment! Let's see what happens next...
great, go produce daredevil... or write a fucking comic book - but keep your Christian Fascist revisionism out of our media.
Yes, dualistic, punch down hierarchy of "family and faith values". No thanks to that and the conditional belonging, enmeshment and other unhealthy, dysfunctional ways they call normal and have to indoctrinate children for it to work.
Oh there it is. That other shoe didn't take long to drop.
I guess we'll finally get a sequel to whatever this is:
They threw beans on him?
Is this real or some lemmy shitpost shop/slop?
In Japan we have this festival where we throw beans into corners of our homes to chase away demons so the black haired kid with only lines for eyes is hilarious to me.
HOLY SHIT! The DALDO??
I can't find that quote anywhere.
Missed the maga boat...
2700 new scripts on his desk next month, where:
Superheroes run into a church service and pray for the villains to be smote.
Superheroes talk it out with the villains and just get them to believe in Jesus so they can all fight the real evil ANTIFA
All women superheroes settle down and have half a dozen super babies.
Spinoffs about super baby daycare.
Batman-themed Hallmark movies
Get ready for some very expensive flops. This should be entertaining and sad at the same time.
Same energy
Weird how the first thing the new Christian DC Outlook does is getting rid of the guy who made Nazis the bad guys at DC isn't it?
Pretty typical of religious people, they love being subjugated by anyone they perceive as higher on the hierarchal spectrum
More getting rid of the guys who insisted on reporting only to the owner, and replacing them with someone happy to report to the heads of the studio businesses concerned.
Imagine being the kind of person that defends the Ellisons.
who are nazis
Nothing to do with defending the ellisons. Any change of regime at Warners could have set off this standoff. DC making films without the approval of WB Studio, or making shows without signoff from WBTV, it’s the sort of thing that only works when there’s a powerful advocate at the top. Never thought I’d find Zaslav groupies on Lemmy
sometimes you can change a bad thing to make it worse.
Nazis the bad guys at DC? Which movie had Nazis or analogs?
Robot just calls everybody a Nazis
I forgot about peacemaker season 2, but in my defense everybody has forgotten too.
They were literal fucking Nazis
Robot just calls everybody a Nazi
Enlightened centrist alert.
That was the joke of the character. They would point at anybody they wanted dead and say "hey those are Nazis"
And everyone he wanted dead turned out to be nazis.
It only happened once. And incels are Nazi adjacent.
Next project:
Nah, absolutely this instead:
Jokes aside, I've heard the original actor for the series was absolutely not a nice person off screen. Cannot find much about that, though. So take it with a grain of salt.
Funny story:
I was wandering around a gift shop with some friends at a christian camp several years ago (I was raised evangelical), and in the gift shop, there was a purple & yellow Bible. I immediately remembered Bible-Man and started making fun of how cringe the show was, when the gift shop clerk interrupted me and told me that “Bible-Man” was actually his brother in law and he was a really nice guy who really cared about the kids, and he kinda made me feel like an asshole.
Now, as an atheist, I would absolutely believe it if anyone told me that the guy who played Bible-Man was a dick.
Vibes
Don't you even joke about the mega to the man.
Coincidentally, I remember watching a video of people reacting to Bibleman and one person was commenting about how they stayed home to play Mega Man when given the option of that or being an extra for a Bibleman episode.
Regardless, definitely gives those exact vibes turned up.
Can't speak to any Bibleman games, but Spiritual Warfare on NES was actually a banger
no cause the veggie tales creator supports LGBT+ rights.
Vegital Joker would go hard
I mean I would watch it though
Lean and mean, green machine
So we get movies about 'superheroes' who are pedophiles now?? No thanks, I'll pass.
wasn't the lady who played 'wonder woman' a pedophile?
Which one? Linda Carter or Gail Godot?
the recent one who can't act
Hey, hey, I've seen this one! I've seen this one! This is a classic!
Grandmothers are famously the target demographic for superhero slop.
And don't forget the only one that isn't in the Hollywood bubble. All kids(and future earnings) are centralized in just one city, just north of Mexico.
Bye DC. It was real.
Not for very long. We got an alright Batman and peacemaker, so I'm thankful for that.
peacemaker was so good.
The Batman was unconnected to the Gunn regime.
🤦I was also just reminded about creature commandos. I legit got a lump in my throat on the weasel episode. That show was awesome.
More John Constantine movies then.
No, not like that!
Christians, probably.
nah they will make it s o constantine always recieve the wrath of the angels for praticing black magic.
Is there a term for reverse monkey's paw?
probably going to force all the heaveN, angels that was already in DC into all the other movies(with an evangelical reimagining).
This dick needs to watch The Boys on constant loop until deradicalized.
its not even the best version of 'superheroes might be a bad idea' or the most deradicalizing thing from that author. 'watchmen' or 'preacher' respectively.
"god exists, and he is an american" "I want you to know: I take no pleasure in what is about to occur."
Stupid endlessly deepening rock bottom pit for DC lol
They'll rename it JC Comics.
Wasn't James Gunn the DCU Head prior to this? He did the superman reboot that was pretty good, what happened?...Or is this unrelated?
SkyDance, who were allowed to merge with Paramount via the Trump run FCC now owns DC through its purchase of Warner Bros. David Ellison the owner is an ally of Trumps.
The far right are taking control of nearly all media and digital services to ensure they can push their propaganda and shape future generations.
James Gunn bought a sort of “Kill Nazis” vibe to the company that fascists don’t really like.
apparently david ellison, son of larry ellision, who owns the conglemerate was a failed actor himself, he has a vendetta.
Yeah, Gunn's Superman had Hawkgirl kill a Netanyahu surrogate. There was no way the new regime would keep them around.
Ahhhhh groossssss. That fucking sucks then.
Maan.... I liked the whole kill Nazis vibe. Even if it was just from Hollywood, Hollywood's "Kill Nazis" is better than the alternatives.
Gah. That sucks.
When the outgoing head of WB-Discovery hired Gunn and Safran to run DC Studios, he promised that they would only ever have to report to him, bypassing the heads of Warner Bros. and WBTV.
The incoming heads of WB and WBTV don’t like this, and the head of Skydance isn’t interested in getting involved in the lower level decision making. They asked Gunn and Safran to report to the studio heads, they refused, and were then fired.
They made a movie which wasn't a success, so better burn everything and start all over again.
Which is unequivocally why the movies continue to suck
In short, he wants to make super boring movies.
Funny that the article quoted by Wikipedia as supporting this stance says the polar opposite, is (co-)written by an AI and was last updated about 27 hours after it first launched.
How can you tell it was AI written?
Oh that sounds like fun and totally box office potential.
Idiots
The 1960's CCA would cream their pants if they saw this.
so, horror movies?
Excited for a new line of "Calvin & Hobbes Prayer Bumper Sticker" ass content from a publisher that hasn't had a good new idea in 20 years.
Oh this Calvin praying to the punisher logo is selling like things that sell a lot
You mean OTHER punisher logos?
I've always seen those as aposematic warning marks for the post-apoc world: this guy, right here, is a loud & proud nazi simp, Frank. He wants you to gimp him. 🤢
Eh. Maybe someday. 🤷🏼♂️
Praise the Lord! Batman is here to save us from Beelzebub!
He does. The question is does he want to do it through DC studios or through Wonder Project, which he helped create and was specifically designed for christian faith and family movies...
Man, just can't figure out their recipe
Te secret ingredient is salt
Neither can they!
