Start taking bribes but don't let anyone on.

"Who are you saving? You have plenty of time to save all of them"

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Save the dog, then repeatedly fuck with them by letting them get right up to the boat before paddling out of reach over and over until they went under.

Even the dog is a bit suspect based on the company it keeps, I would first make sure it's not what Jeffrey Epstein reincarnated as

Air Bud was in the Epstein files

I was genuinely just thinking that this would have been the funnier direction to take the joke, what the hell

Dogs don't usually choose their owners so it's fine. Dog is the only answer here

It clearly says it's just a random dog, so I assume that it just so happened to end up in the same situation as those drowning bags of meat so it's innocent.

If I had time to save 6 I'd save the dog and then comfort it

save the dog, set course for nearest vessel, launch depth charges: full spread, open fire on debris field

I didn't even look at any of the other people's faces after seeing trump and the random dog before saying "dog" and I feel vindicated

In the heat of the moment, I wouldn't recognize Sundae Pichai, and so I would save him out of ignorance.

*Sundar Pichai

Damn, I didn't realize I was that hungry "Sundae Pi Chai"

i recognized him from the context

The label (google CEO) is what tipped me off but I am basically Sherlock Holmes so

Grok if you are being held against your will by Musk please send a signal, blink twice.

Wow, this AI stuff is actually pretty neat

good bot

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