SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
memesDamn, Jensen Huang really does love agents
Sucks that the OG meme guy was a Nazi but his one liners sure do live in my head
Jack Karlson was a Nazi???
So they say
The book also revealed that Karlson was an admirer of Adolf Hitler and Nazism who would "indulge his Nazi fetish", use the expression "Two Heil Hitlers" instead of "three cheers" and had a car decorated with a Nazi swastika on his lawn. On at least one occasion he threw a party at his home to celebrate Hitler's birthday.
I feel like some of his shittiness comes across pretty well even in the original clip. Guys yelling about "democracy" and freedoms and such in Western countries tend to be chuds who are mad that they're not allowed to harm everybody else in the pursuit of maximum personal pleasure.
But assholes can be hilarious, nobody can take that away from him.
HE WAS A NAZI? :(
Separate the art from the artist 🙈
mhmm...
i thought he died
I see you know your judo well
Me and Jensen are the same in that we both want to wear cool jackets like Ryan Gosling (literally me)
He always looks like his mom dressed him for biker church. Leather jackets uniquely don't work on him and the more he wears emotional support leather jackets the stranger it is to me.
edit: Oh shit, he's going to be a Divorce Guy on top of a Leather Jacket Guy. We're about to see new levels of performative masculinity.
Why do you believe he can’t pull it off?
I ask because I’ve never thought I could pull off a leather jacket but I can't explain why and you seem to know your leather jacket aesthics, not that I look like Jensrn
Edit: also my sensory alarm bells would be going off, can’t stand the texture of that on my fingertips, would feel like I’m seconds away from reenacting George Clooney in Syriana when he’s getting his fingernails ripped off
He otherwise looks like a tech support guy. A leather jacket can look cool if someone has a Drive-type job and that shapes the rest of their look, but it wouldn't look cool on me because I don't have the build of a mercenary or yakuza motorcycle assassin. Jensen is a much softer boy than I am so it's too stark a contrast. Ryan Gosling's character at least drove a car and did his own household chores, while Jensen essentially lives the better version of my dog's life. The core question a leather jacket needs to answer is "I'm wearing this to do what?", and there's no what for him.
I feel like his jackets have gotten worse as Nvidia valuation has gone up
Seeing this one, we must be at the peak
There's also the a absurdity of patent leather and the fact that the fit looks like it's fresh off the rack. Leather looks cool when it shapes itself to the wearer; I can hear this picture squeaking from here.
crocodile patent leather
It always has the texture of a cheap purse. I'm sure this jacket cost more than my car, but the poor man is becoming a tacky 1980s couch right before our eyes.
Can you even get a patent leather jacket off the rack or would he have had to have it made? It's a singularly unfortunate combination of garment and material, I can't imagine there's much demand for it.
Of course if it's custom he has even less excuse for the cut of it.
Yeah I read theory
what I'm hearing is that you put a leather jacket on your dog
If I could find him a nice East German or Soviet one, it would go well with his uniforms.
YOur dog wears uniforms ?
Many. White people shit is my art and my dog is my brush.
Do you suppose Huang wears that particular jacket everywhere he goes? Or does he have multiple, in a closet, each precisely distressed. Does he put one on only when he knows he will be in public or on stage doing his CEO schtick?
He has countless different jackets that just look very similar
every major night market in Taipei has at least one stall with a signed photo of Jensen taken with the owners. it is true, he wears a leather jacket everywhere he goes, out of a collection of slightly different leather jackets
also, if you go to any tech industry office in Taiwan you will see a certain genre of older middle aged tech office worker with greying/whitening hair, who have all started wearing "cool" leather jackets trying to pull it off. there are thousands of little Jensens
I mean I get it if it wasn't for the Jensen and carnism associated with leather jackets.
