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Is that not why taquitos come as a tube?
I saw someone eat a pizza like that
Rolled it up and went to town
As one who eats at keyboard, gogurting a burrito is how you keep it clean and the innards from getting everywhere and fouling up your workstation.
When the burrito is over stuff you have to squeeze some of its contents out a bit to make it more flacid
I hate most of those words
Sometimes you gotta, there is this Mexican joint I love that fills the fuck out of their burritos and if you don’t go-gurt it a little bit then it all explodes out of the bottom. Chicken, cheese, and rice is still good without the tortilla, don’t see how that’s gross.
A little bit of gogurting for continued structural integrity is fine, but if you gogurt the burrito completely flat after one bite from the top... well thats a different story.
Oh, absolutely, kill that person before they get a chance to kill you.
Gotta love this "this is actually reasonable" immediately followed up "murder them before they attempt to murder you"
This feels like something a person should keep to themselves
The curse of knowledge is a painful thing, but at least it can be shared with others.
Gedeelde smart is halve smart ☝️😁
Infohazard
Had to google what the fuck is a gogurt. But I agree, that's horrible. I'd make a joke about making bigger, full circumference bites like a man, but this community scares me a little so I'll refrain.
https://youtube.com/shorts/4VCLrBvBOig
I’m just leaving this right here.
OMG indeed! That's fucking hilarious 🤣🤣
Ain't no way I'm clicking it.
You won’t regret the bigger bites at all
It's worth it
Brandon Pierre is weak and his bloodline will not survive the coming winter.
There should be a law against doing this public.
That’s kinda hot.
Throating a glizzy is not enough these days, now I want a man who can throat a whole burrito
Wait, how do you eat gogurt?
It’s a plastic tube of yogurt you squeeze like toothpaste directly into your mouth
With great aggression, apparently 🤷🏻
Never thought a tweet could make me physically sick to my stomach, but here we are
