Beauty Standards
(midwest.social)
𝙈𝙞𝙖Ah, yes. Two sets of knees. The most beautiful legs I ever saw.
the artist here has clearly never heard of buckling, which is what those legs would do instantly
At first I was thinking, definitely unrealistically thin, probably unhealthy, then all I could think was KNEEEEEEEES!
It really got me scrolling down! Especially with the title, which is genius.
I had pretty much the same reaction but mine was more “whooOOOAAA” because my brain didn’t know what to do.
I don't know about you, but I count five knees there.
Deez neez! I love 100 joint Sally!
The LLMs are just improving upon the design of the human!
OP has 'her' shown in a deliberately vulnerable, fully erect standing pose, but her normal relaxed standing pose is ->
Check out 'her' business-casual fit!
Slay, queen!
You're missing the second pair of knees...
I mean i love women with long legs but not two knees long lol
"I knew the dame was trouble from the second she walked through my door. She had a pert pouty face, curls, and legs that wouldn't stop generating"
I'm so glad I'm not the only old person here.
I do not want this woman chasing me through the woods with a hatchet, she has forward kneecaps and backwards kneecaps and can likely leap forward twenty meters from a stop.
Slenderman looking great since the transition.
can we not deadname her please?
Slenderman is her surname.
Not everyone knows she goes by Luna now.
accurate
Her legs have legs!
If you only have one set of knees what are you even doing
Damn new fetish unlocked.
A girl who can wrap her legs around me... twice.
I finally got working on my core, and now you're telling me I need 4 knees!? It's never enough is it...
https://vimeo.com/111991991
There it is. I had to dig way to far before finding this Naked Gun reference.
You may not like it, but this is the peak Twister body.
She’s following you, ‘bout 30 feet back. She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint She’s gaining on you “She-a” LaBeouf
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Fighting for your life with Shea LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shea LaBeouf Stab ‘er in ‘er kidney Safe at last from Shea LaBeouf
You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shea LaBeouf
She's got legs but does she know how to use them?
Long Shanks daughter, I presume.
Shelob? Looking good!
Are there not...... numerous incoherencies with these alleged "legs"?
