I forgor you yanks are voting. Vote for me please.

If I win, what laws should I pass?

Not from America, but will vote for you if education till bachelor degree were made free.

I think voting stopped like 6 hours ago

I slept through the voting

I'll write dort_owl on the side of the [[REDACTED]] I chuck through the mayor's window

I’ll vote for the guy who promises to turn Australia into a mobile weapons platform for America

Already iiiiiis~

I wont be happy until its a floating fortress sent to explode the UK

I didn't vote but Texas went blue which is really funny

Being in the UK I've been telling USian liberals I didn't vote because it's fucking funny when they seethe about it.

Use the technology that made dinosaurs real in Jurassic Park but do it here in real life

Eh, dinosaurs are here already. They call it US congress.

Aight but what extinct animals should I bring back.

I'm bringing back Dodos first

i cast 7 illegal ballots and wrote you in for 2 of them

2 bags of gummy life savers

an energy drink

doribos

oh nvm i thought you were going to the store

...you're still gonna get me the food tho right?

Yis but I will eat 84.6 percent of those items on the way home

Those gummy life savers got me through some tough times.

By the way, I would have voted for Dort_Owl for a third term, if I could

:bradley-whitford:

Only pass good laws, repeal bad ones

Make mpreg legal

i keep telling you it's not illegal, we just don't know how yet

money should go to fempreg first, more potential

Well let’s keep trying

Give us Friday off

You have to I already voted

Best I can do is silly hat friday

We have to be realistic

Take away the corn subsidy

Good luck getting a bird to be anti-corn

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