very judgmental
(midwest.social)
Just how does someone like this, who doesnt even understand personal hygiene, even find a girlfriend?
No one is teaching these men how to not shit themselves? Is wiping really alien to people? How do they not get diaper rash?
Fellas is it gay to wash your own asshole in the shower?
Apparently it's gay to pay too much attention to cleaning your ass in general.
I didn't learn about this until my current partner told me she was so happy to see that I had a bidet the first time she came to my place. Apparently there are far too many men out there who actually truly believe that it is somehow 'gay' or otherwise 'bad' in their eyes to clean their own asses properly.
I dislike having to use the restroom while traveling because there's almost never a bidet, and we got a bunch of dudes just running around out there choosing to have feces actively living in their cracks??? Still makes me shudder.
Honestly, nobody ever told me growing up to wash my anus.. i didnt even start until i was late 20s.
I hate bidets though, i just wipe very thorough and when i shower i get right up in there with lots of soap, at least once per day.
"Gaming chairs" are cheap garbage. Just throw it away and buy a proper, ergonomic chair.
Bonus: If it's one of the mesh types, there's barely anything to absorb the smell of your shitty ass!
...and get a bidet already! Pro tip: The type of bidet that is integrated into the seat is vastly superior to the type that slips under the seat.
All of my desk chairs across my house are 50+ year old office chairs. If your chair budget isn't massive look for old office chairs, especially from government surplus auctions and the like. Mine were all gotten for free when workplaces happened to be replacing some furniture, but I also regularly see local schools listing office chairs in surplus auctions
Yes! Pro-tip: If you see an aeron chair on the side of the road for trash pickup, take it!
99% of the time, when people throw out office chairs it's because the gas cylinder failed (gets stuck down). A new cylinder is only $20!
Just be prepared to whack TF out of that old one to get it out, haha. They can be really stuck in there after 5-10 years of people sitting on the chair.
Don't be afraid to use a huge ass plumbing wrench and scratch TF out of the old one 👍
I've broken several office chairs within a year of getting them just by sitting on them. I don't trust them at all. My current gamer chair is a partially broken, vintage, wooden dining chair I got for free and I've had it for a few years now it's held up great. Wood is the way to go imo.
You need to get like actual decent office chairs, not Amazon trash.
They cost over thousand dollars new, but you can often get them for next to nothing when companies get new equipment.
Real question though.
My black cloth chair has all these stains. Sometimes I can scratch them off or I find licking a paper towel and rubbing it out helps a little. Any other advice on how to get these white stains out?
Also if you have similar advice for a keyboard, mouse, screen, underside of a desk, wall, ceiling, carpet, and my glasses. Much appreciated.
Your comment reads like a joke, but since you're saying it's a real question I'll bite:
For soft surfaces like carpet, couch cushions, etc. carpet shampoo can be very effective. Basically vaccuum, then squirt it on the surface, brush it with a carpet brush and let it air dry, then once it's dry vacuum again. For food stains, try to clean it up before it dries. As soon as it happens, wipe it up with a paper towel, wet the paper towel with water as needed, or better yet, avoid the risk altogether and don't eat at your computer. There's a surprisingly massive gain in quality of life by having an actual table to eat at in your home, even if your meals aren't particularly fancy or planned.
Hard surfaces will vary depending on the material, but it's hard to beat wiping (and scrubbing as needed) with bleach water. Smaller items like computer peripherals may be cleaned with either a damp paper towel or Clorox wipes, or for a really deep clean take it to the sink and scrub it with water and dish soap (just make sure there is no power sources for 48-72 hours and it fully dries before applying power again)
Edit to add: for really stuck on grime on items that can be submerged, soaking in hot water with a dash of vinegar can be very effective. Or if you need some chemical assistance throw some baking soda on it, pour some vinegar on said baking soda then scrub with hot vinegar water.
Never been a clearer case of "get a fucking bidet"
Yeah but that's not gonna fix a decade of farting and sweating on it.
A brand new chair is definitely a must, combined with the bidet
On a serious note though, if the person can't take it all with paper alone, or it takes a massive chunk of the paper roll, showering instead of using paper should help. And if the person is with the intestine disregulated, like for lack of sleep, stress, illness, etc., while the source of the issue isn't fixed, showering more times throughout the day should also help, even if just washing the netherside.
I used to live with someone and it seemed like paper would vanish pretty quickly. During the VID, I asked them to help find TP, which they didn’t help with for a while, then eventually picked up a 4pk of the worst paper I’ve ever seen.
I found a pack of my own paper, and I floated the idea to my partner: if we wanted to know how much was being used, we could just use exclusively our paper and never the stuff in the restroom. I felt like a crazy person floating the experiment, but I had to know. My partner laughed and said they were totally on board.
My findings: This roommate was going through a half to an ENTIRE ROLL of paper DAILY. Like, he eventually found full rolls of nicer paper. I’ve never imagined someone going through a roll of ultra super whatever in a single day, from shitting and only shitting.
He moved out and we got a bidet. I use four squares on a normal day, and up to ten squares if I’m pooping five or six times.
So was it a partner, or roommate?
Throw in the synergistic combination of morbid obesity, horrid diet, and depression/anxiety.
I have timed my body to need to shit just before I take a shower, so when im done I just pinch my cheeks together and waddle into the shower and rinse off my ass
I used to do this, until I got a bidet
Also baby wipes are extremely effective for those with hairy bums, and unscented baby wipes are going to be way cheaper than camo styled tactical "man wipes" obviously it's more wasteful than a bidet, but if it works it works
Every body is different, but if you have trouble with appropriate butt cleanliness, it may take a combination of things to achieve cleanliness
They are not flushable, the packaging lies.
This is correct, baby wipes and similar are not flushable. The packaging does helpfully say in multiple places not to flush them
My ~~girlfriend~~ mom
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