Alright, I'm fucking done, this is too much 😭

Oh I see you also met my ex.

our ex

:3

only there for you half the time

"Bonus" if she's all affectionate and wanting your company when you're occupied with work, but is distant when you have free time

Oh god, why does this fit so well 😭

I know it's private, no need to answer, but how many times have You failed NNN this year already? With that excessive posting today...

Also, surely, it is much af... did anyone said it is >too< much?

To fail NNN, you'd have to try in the first place.

::: spoiler NSFW, TMI Failed NNN? Depends on what you mean. Also depends on if you mean this November only or this whole year.

Failed NNN (November) as in, how many orgasms I had? Zero, lol.
Failed NNN (November) as in, how many times I've had sex? Many times.

Failed NNN (year) as in, how many orgasms I've had? Only a handful, but they were amazing.
Failed NNN (year) as in, how many times I've had sex? MANY, MANY, MANY TIMES.

I have a hard time achieving orgasm with a partner. There are many reasons, but I just can't, so I don't try to and instead I focus on enjoying myself. Not reaching orgasm does not mean I don't enjoy sex, it's the opposite. I love sex and this is nowhere near a dealbreaker for me. I just have to do it myself once in a while to finish and I don't mind that. This works for me! :::

I'm memeing only coz You did lot of 196 drops yesterday. I'm bit scared to browse it today. But still had lots of smile on there coz of You, thx!

For failing this year NNN that barely started, but still, no judging, just memeing. Stay true to self, girlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

twice already, before noon

If you can't manage 12 hours into Nonstop Nutting November, the hell are you going to do for Destroy Dick December?

you don't have to destroy you own dick in December

Of course not, that's what fembois are for.

I’m going to destroy mine in Thailand.

I'm headed to Thailand in a week or so!

Same. But like...not destroy, but use for something good for once instead. I'm turning something I hate into something I'll be happy to have. And when it's a part of my body like that, it means the worldto me 💜

Fine, I’ll destroy yours.

;-)

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