Even the used PC market in the developing world is getting ridiculous so I'm stuck with a laptop that's falling apart

The duality of pig.

: “Poor, use compooper for everything! It’s mah innovashun!”

Also : “Poor, you shouldn’t have compooper!”

When I last upgraded I found a really really good deal on an open box motherboard, but it was DDR5 and that was early days DDR5 so they were expensive and not very good yet.

That's fine, I thought. I'm future-proofing, I thought. Prices go down and quality goes up over time, I thought.

it's not even good ddr5. it doesn't have the memory profiles for AMD CPUs and it won't post if I change a single setting for it so I'm stuck at the lowest speed with the highest latency

Beat him to death?! No, no i wouldn't beat him to death, i'd break his arms and legs and feed him his own shit mixed with some food scraps from the garbage so that he dies as slowly as possible and even that is too good for him and all others like him.

my silly little dream of having a NAS media server

Remember when digital storage was just getting cheaper and cheaper?

Pepperidge Farms remembers