Doombreathing is a valid carreer rule
(midwest.social)
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Doompooping 😌
Instead I'm gonna doomsturbate for some doompamine!
My phone is down. I'm on a computer. Check mate.
Thanks!
Fuck, now I'm consciously doombreathing.
What about, uh, doomgooning?
You can have a little doomgooning, as a treat, but only after you finish your other doomchoring.
Have at it, but remember to doomhydrate, doomlubricate, and doomrest.
I'm in no way shape or from taking a walk this late at night, but I'll do that tomorrow! In the sunlight!
Don't forget to doomtake a doomshower after doomtouching some doomgrass
Doomthanks for the doomadvice
does this also apply to hopescrollers
Yes.
Doombreathing is metal, hopebreathing is indie poptimism 😁
On that very special day, you won’t have to scroll very far to know that The Event has happened.
*casually lifting weights
Don't mind me I'm just doomswolling.
testing public sentiment by pestering people
Sorry, just doompolling.
Sorry, no solicitors, the lanes are closed for League Doombowling.
No worries, I'll just be doomrolling along on my doompennyfarthing
Doompennyfarthing? Now you're doomtrolling
More like doomreaching, but I get your doompoint 😁
Time to doomsleep
Goodnight 🥱!
When she stares at me like that I’m mostly doomsimping, or perhaps doomuwuing
Now the DOOM music is playing and I’m beating up demons rather rudely.
So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty\
Having me, then he told the people, "You can call me Your Majesty"\
Keep your battery charged, you know it won't stick, yo\
And it's not his fault you kick slow\
Should've let your trick ho chick hold your sick glow\
Plus nobody couldn't do nothin' once he let the brick go\
And you know I know that's a bunch of snow\
The beat is so butter, peep the slow cutter\
As he utter the calm flow ("Your mother—"), don't talk about my moms, yo\
Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow\
Or vice versa, whip up a slice of nice verse pie\
Hit it on the first try, villain: the worst guy\
Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses\
Shots of the scotch from out the square shot glasses\
And he won't stop till he got the masses\
And show 'em what they know not through flows of hot molasses\
Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo\
Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo\
It's ugly, like look at you, it's a damn shame\
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
-MF DOOM
Mick Gordon BTW if you're looking for Doom music
Now I'm wondering how you would play DOOM in a manner which is polite towards the demons 😄
Set the game to the lowest difficulty, then gently ask all the bad guys to please go home, it’s time for tea.
Nice try, but demons only drink Mountain Dew Code Red and Bud Light Lime 😉
Nah, I just started
ok bet
The Blood-, Dark- and Sin-Essence combine into the Doom-Essence. (Don't worry, he assures me he's not a bad guy and his barbecue is honestly amazing!)
