electoralismhttps://www.reuters.com/world/americas/flavio-bolsonaro-expected-land-miami-shortly-after-trump-offers-brazil-exit-2026-10-28/
fuck it, I'm the president of Brazil too
Oh yeah? Well I've decided I'm the queen of Brazil so now you answer to me
Hey people wtf, stop this psychosis? He already changed his mind, now he calls himself a (Supreme) Brazilian Leader.
Rumor has it, that it was Rubio's lapsus calami, there might be a 3rd edition, any time soon.
Presidential mug shot :
Wow, he's just usurping that from Bolsonaro the Elder? He can still win if you vote for him
Ah the school of just saying you won
He didn't just say it, he declared it.
After much thought and consideration, I support this
thank you mr. president
He also wrote Brazil (with a z) instead of Brasil (with an s, the correct way in Portuguese) and called it Estados Unidos do Brazil (United States of Brazil) instead of República Federativa do Brasil (Federative Republic of Brazil), he loves that American boot
Like I just can't wrap my head around wanting to sell out THAT badly to the americans. Like they are outside of the imperial core, they can see without propaganda how the USA really is, and yet they still want that.
I imagine it's pretty good for you personally if you are the one selling out the country
yeah, you get like a 5-10% broker fee. it's a good deal until the people pull you apart in the street like wet bread.
That's why you reserve a place in Miami beforehand.
Jesus Christ, Trump is going to bomb the favelas and assassinate Lula, isn't he?
Nah, weirdly enough he likes Lula too much, I don't think he's gonna bomb us and kill Lula.
No, he's going to deport a south american fugitive back home... right?
I declare myself the rightful owner of all Bolsonaro’s Florida properties
Can't wait to read about Brazil's decent into "authoritarian rule" and the danger Lula poses to democracy and free speech in Brazil.
"Sir, a second Juan Guaido has hit Latin America"
João Guaidou
*you meant Miami
Can’t wait for the first cabinet meeting at the Four Seasons Miami conference room
Four Seasons Miami conference room
Sorry, they only get the Four Seasons Landscaping Miami patio instead.
Nature is healing, I feel so much better knowing that we have again returned to the age of a fugitive Bolsonaro hiding from the Brazilian government in Miami.
You can just go online and say stuff
the creme de la creme is "from US"
This song sucked the first time it came out, they aren't even trying to remix it
the world when a hypercane washes away miami into the warm embrace of atlantic ocean
As is tradition.
:flavio: I consent I consent I don't!
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
Imagine lula sending in the seals to capture him and bring him back home for justice. You'd have 80 year old crackers from the villages holed up out front his compound with technical golf carts.
technical golf carts
A lawnmower backfires and 80% of their forces drop dead instantly
Breaking news, Orange Ninnyhammer is going to throw celebration party on Honeymoon Island but he only invited fascist's daughters... Pintou a clima
Don't give voice to fascists!
