Halloween prank
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Food tampering is a federal crime. Just saying that before anyone ruins their life over a prank.
You can also use a simple needle & thread to invisibly slice the banana inside its skin for added horror. (FWIW, the needle-wiggle method instead bruises the peel, leaving obvious brown dots —ergo, not the best.)
Also, reserve these shenanigans for home-use, not stores, schools, workplaces, and/or anywhere that unwitting strangers might experience the intended effect too long after your prep, and thus risk infection. 😅☝🏼
Although, if you're looking for a slow burn, you could always prep & fridge a grip of 'em right before the candy horde descends on your neighborhood. Maybe even mention to the kiddos that they're cursed bananas and better eaten the day after Halloween. 😉🤘🏼🎃
That peel keeps bacteria on the outside of the banana. Essentially identical to slashing the seal on a tub of yogurt and putting it back on the shelf. Don't fuck with food at the store, ever.
just use the trick to write "this banana is not food safe"
Assuming it doesn't show up before someone buys them

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