Why is this post so popular? I don't understand the reference. I am old.

Gonna make my house a high detail 2D image but don’t panic certain stuff will still be 3D

Im going to be an environmental storytelling skeleton.

Why leave audio logs?

i'm the corpse that drops an item you only get two of ever, and you never use them because you're not sure if you might need them later

i'm gonna leave an inexplicable grenade booby trap in my bathroom for no conceivable reason

I'm going to write a five paragraph summary of my life and then make the password to my computer the name of my second pet so that person has to read the biography to get into the computer which will have $5 inserted into the CD drive

Gotta set the combination on your safe to 0451

I’m setting up my work computer to open a secret hatch inside the break room that some co workers only vaguely know of. The password to my computer is scattered around the office on post it notes that you have to piece together in your inventory. Inside of the hatch is a few fully loaded magazines, some chips I stole from the vending machine, and a keycard that opens a different wing of the building.

Gonna get rid of all the easily moveable furniture in my house except for one chair, and then leave my most valuable belongings in a vent in the furthest reaches of my house that you can only reach if you move that one single moveable furniture (the chair) up to it so you can stand on it to reach it. I will also congratulate whoever finds it with a post it note saying 'You found a secret!'

If he's not a gamer he may be deeply confused.

Im the loot container that contains no loot

Nah, I'm gonna scatter some pages from my science log in the woods

Lead up to the big boss fight against my mutant bear form

stocking up on wooden crates right now

I'm gonna stuff my pockets with random shit. Carrots, a pacifier, handfulls of low value coins