My favorite is when UPS/FedEx use “weather delay” to…fix, I guess?…being behind, or even ahead, of schedule. Most recently something was tracking 2 days faster than advertised by the vendor and originally predicted by UPS. It showed it arrived in my city and then changed to “weather delay” for two days to conveniently get back on schedule. My city isn’t tiny, but it had been nothing but clear sunny skies for weeks at the time. I guess they have people start raising hell if that happens and just sits for 2 days without an excuse like fake weather.

Had a package arrive a day early, while it still said it was en route. Was a surprise

iMile delivery be like:

1. We lost the parcel

2. It's out for delivery

... 3 days pass

1. status changed to Delivered

... 3 days pass

1. It's actually delivered, at 1:30am.