Flirting rule
(midwest.social)
196That's (Brazil) nuts!
Hey there, step-uruguay
Netflix and Chile
Good one
"..and then she went all South America on me!"
Before French Guiana?
oh you're so ecuadorable.
I read this as Flirt -> Get with flirted with -> SA (Sexual assault)
I was was like "wow that escalated fast"
Pattern matching brain goes brr
While you can get the attention of the FBI by sending picture of your self while under age, this method is slightly different and works with the CIA instead.
Would you love me even if I was ~~a worm~~ Simón José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad Bolívar Palacios Ponte y Blanco
Sí, amorcito
when the people flirting with me are so far away 😭️
Yeah I changed my Tinder to different south American countries for the lulz when I had it and... Realised two things: 1) I'd do so much better over there 2) many of them probably just think I have money because I'm white so I'm not sure they actually liked me. I just got tons of matches.
Same brother/sister
i'm a dragon! /positive
Dragons don't have brothers and sisters?
I'm not a brother or a sister
Sibling, then!
what's a dragon
Big flying reptile that tends to have sentience.
real
"Can I interest you with some fascinating GEOGRAPHY NERDERY?"
OMG I can't Bolivia're into me
True true we are all south america in that scenario.
Triple commas,,,?
Get over here girl I'm about to get South America on that ass.
The intended image suprised pikachu, wasn't it.
edit: oh hey gonzako
LOL
