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cannedtuna
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I'm trying to find a new job here in Japan. So much of it is PHP and Ruby. I'm already depressed enough as it is!
i maintain that the reason everyone on the internet hates php is because the devs who write php code all day go home to their spouse and kids after work instead of arguing on the internet.
cuz, nobody really treats any other language like this, even though... gestures to npm and pypi's constant security flaws
cuz, nobody really treats any other language like this, even though… gestures to npm
I usually see more Javascript hate than PHP hate these days, mostly because everyone had forgotten that PHP exists.
I definitely treat npm the worst because it deserves it.
We are fully capable of thinking PHP, NPM, and PyPi are trash simultaneously. Though it should also be said that only PHP has had decades of security flaws in the language itself, rather than a package manager.
It's just a very poorly designed language with countless footguns and fucking idiotic standard library functions, on top of being a running joke, security-wise.
If you treat programming as a job, PHP is good because it lets you get things done.
If you treat programming as a craft, PHP is gross for a whole bunch of reasons.
Yup, PHP is a workhorse language that pays the bills. Source: My bills.
Nooo but how do I hecking pad things on the left?!?!!!1!! I need 600 npm packages before I can put a div on a page
'ate php
'ate js
'ate java
love me python
love me plain html
simple as
Big of true.
~It’s true. Am PHP dev.~
They hate us because of our ~~freedom~~ scp-to-prod pipeline
the first and only rce in history
It's pronounced fffp.
You'll notice he didn't say: "security"
HAHAHAHahaha...ha... sob
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