Breaking that glass ceiling, of the car I mean

If more smut was available as audio books, this could've been prevented

There is an unbelievable amount of smut available as audiobooks. My wife has so much on our shared audible account.

Does it count as smut if it’s a fae-centric fantasy novel where they only have sex for a scene or two? Because if so Audible has smut for days.

it bugs me, and is also kinda misogynistic, that any book with an audience demographic of women will be called smut if it even has a single dirty scene in it. Tom Clancy, Michael Crichton books and other airport pulp thrillers are chocked full of sexual content, and you never hear them called smut because they are aimed at men.

This is how I learned that Tom Clancy novels have sexual content in them. I thought it was all dudes with guns or spies or something. I’ll keep your point in mind when talking about this in the future

oh yeah it's filled with a whole bunch of sexual pathology. Chapter long scenes going into detail about arab men fucking the main character's daughter. That sort of thing that makes chud dad brains go crazy.

To an outsider it seems like the intended effect is not to titillate but instead to incense. Of course, the anger is part of the sexual pathos here, these chud men have cuck fantasies where the indignation and perceived wrongness gets them off.

the ideal pacing for written stuff is however long your refractory period is between scenes

There's also quite a lot of smut on Audible were they bang most of the book.

Oh no shit? Guess my partner’s not into those as much. I’m just hoping I can use the interest in the fae to talk them into playing DnD

https://www.audible.com/search?searchAuthor=Chuck+Tingle

With all the Amazon audio and romance novels out there I would think there would be?

In all seriousness, this is exactly why I fucking hate car culture.

We should use this as propaganda for public transit. "Enjoy our porn in peace! Get your ticket today! "

Porn by normal standards? Or porn by Mormon standards?

Mormons are the most porn addicted demographic in the entire nation, which is hilarious because it’s one of the only things they talk about in their lessons and sermons - how evil porn is, pay your tithing, obey the church.

It’s clear the mechanism is sublimating guilt into tithing offerings

putting new meaning into "BUILD A FUCKING TRAIN"

::: spoiler Many crass train puns ~~Amtrak~~ Cumtrak
~~BNSF~~ ~~Railway~~ BDSM Railway
~~CSX~~ ~~Transportation~~ CSeX Transportation
~~Ferromex~~ Furrysex
~~Norfolk~~ ~~Southern~~ ~~Railway~~ More-fuck Southern Railway
~~Union~~ ~~Pacific~~ ~~Railroad~~ Goonion Porno Flick Railroad :::

David Cronenberg is looking down and smiling at this

As a weird Cronenbergian creature i am obliged to upvote.

God forbid women have hobbies

Hell yeah break that gender barrier

I hope it was a Chuck Tingle classic banger like "pounded in the ass by my rice pudding that came alive".

History is made by disobedient women

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