And Finally...Oh bother.
Why is no-one asking why a library had honey
Staff snack room was equipped for tea-enjoyers.
That's just the libearian.
“This morning the Mammoth Lakes library had a special visitor before the doors opened for patrons,” the office’s statement said. “We can only assume the new Li-BEAR-ian was looking for a copy of Winnie-the-Pooh, published 100 years ago today!”
The local authority already beat you to the pun!
Those conniving bastards. Must've stopped paying attention by that part, I was preoccupied with thoughts of a bear pushing a cart of returns between the shelves or scanning cards and books at the check-out desk.
"can I return this book? It's 1 day overdue..."
*R O A W R*
At least you can pay the fee in freshly-caught salmon if you don't have any cash on you.
The bear-faced cheek of it all!
Bear pun are the easiest, but that was a good one they used in that statement about the incident.
I'll bear the shame of this mistake to my dying day.
Ah, the shame will bearly register nowadays no worries, so bear that in mind.
I see what ursine, there are oso many worse things a person could do in life.
Here, have some camembear cheese, it'll make you all warm and fuzzy
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