This is the most weeb shit I’ve read in a while, I love it

Whenever I have a minor inconvenience I go into a soliloquy on how the gods have damned me for my hubris. I guess that's negative energy but it gives me the same effect.

you do know that villains lose most of the time right

Only in fiction

Pff, that does not affect my plans, I will succeed no matter what it takes

It suits me to let you go on believing that!

Thats okay. Because they're not me. Run those hands, hero.

"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!" I'll be back next episode none the worse for wear...

Muhaha all according to keikaku

(keikaku means plan)

A minor setback!

Every villain thinks they're the exception.

Although it might be better to see the inconveniences as a villain to defeat.

what about when shit hits rock bottom?

Then you hit the world with a "you haven't seen the last of me" and come back when your stronger and more ornery

That's when you yell "Curse you [Insert nemesis here]" and vow to get them next time.

More content for your villainous monologue

Time to update your origin story on FaceCrook.

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