Golly, how I wish tis was true.
But one look at my responses demonstrates otherwise😔

I learned the hard way that this very much wasn't true.

You don't know me.

If you truly wish it, I will hate you.

Lies

Prove it.

my friends don't hate me, my friends tolerate me whilst keeping me around because I keep them around. It's a mutual thing.

Also I'm not depressed, I just prefer my own company

Are you sure? Like your second thesis is correct but the first one?

Add onto that I have no fiends irl, only texting / messaging friends so their lack of presence is felt deeply and you've got me pegged.