[Not the Onion] CHOPS vs CHOPS
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https://mdcp.nwaonline.com/news/2026/oct/15/meet-the-candidates-cupps-foster-run-for-district/
One of these is the human pet guy right
ppl getting distracted by men's facial hair will never notice their exquisite tie game.
It's the same guy
Get you a man who can do both
Jack Johnson vs John Jackson
Bobson Dugnutt vs Sobson Dugnutt
Bobson Dugnutt vs Dugson Bobnutt
It looks like a pokemon evolution
hat guy evolving into glasses guy or the other way around?
I imagine glasses into hat guy
and then in the last evolution he gets up on two legs and the whole thing is ruined
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Under communism, everyone including babies and dogs will be required to have mutton chops. They make people look like anime villains and that's kinda fun.
face off
nice
Maybe there is some obscure requirement that you have to have 19th century facial hair to hold the office.
Both parties are literally the same smdh
vs
I bet these guys have some strong opinions on bourbon.
You think real bourbon can be made outside of Kentucky? My friends and family wouldn't drink what you drink - wouldn't drink that shi— Pardon my French. We wouldn't drink that swill if you paid us.
~~Alien~~ Predator vs Predator

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