Me at my new job day 5
(midwest.social)
SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
ChapotraphouseThis is who the next press secretary should be....
My queen.
We all know the DC press core has its head up its ass. But it's still kind of amazing to me that broadcast news is treating this pointless palace intrigue crap as though it's crucially important to the future of Trump's presidency meanwhile the strategic petroleum reserve is at its lowest level in 40+ years. That is crucially important to the future of Trump's presidency and what happens in the war.
But the average American has never heard or seen the words "strategic petroleum reserve".
They just like feeling good about being able to bully someone out of the job I guess. I don't care because anyone taking that job is a fucking asshole that deserves it but yeah it doesn't do anything.
Everything is fine
Continue to spend
Thank god the one thing this country does still produce is fascist bottle blondes.
Lol poor QAA goes to all the effort of digging all the crap up on her and she's already gone by the next day.
Man, Wikipedia’s fast.
This woman got fired before I ever got to hear her name once, what did I miss out on here?
Just under half a mooch
but is she a front-stabber?
Wow did she actually break scaramuncis record?
lol yes. he lasted 6 days. fucking hilarious. i figured it was sinking because she had a fox interview and even that didn't go smooth and the whole "im a lawyer but not legally" cock up, but i thought she'd get a few weeks.
Damn that’s impressive. Like the mooch had a decent grifter background so he was able to go on a commentate and probably do weird schemes, but like this lady… shortest ever PressSec who sucked at speaking and was a fake lawyer? I guess she could do meme coins or hawk supplements? Don’t feel sorry for her but what a faceplant, total nationwide humiliation haha.
Iirc the mooch hung on a whole 11 days
From a CNBC article:
“She’s been treated, I would say, pretty nastily,” Trump said. “And I said to Katie just two minutes ago, I said, ‘Katie, you know, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want.’”
Asked if he would keep her in the role, Trump said, “I’m going to let her make that decision.”
LOL. She's a big girl, who's not a lawyer or an attorney or very good at public speaking. It's up to her.
Wins again!
lettucemaxxing in my nepo baby arc
We need laura loomer in this position. It would be so funny.
I think she heard you.
https://nitter.click/LauraLoomer/status/2111165174409302122#m
Probably wouldn't last the day
She'd chain herself to the podium and need to be physically dragged away
part 2
Give ~~us~~ her a ~~laugh~~ shot
Imagine she's scheduled for some evening Fox interviews but fired before getting there.
