disrupting the condom industry
(midwest.social)
People TwitterIt's optimized for Al.
Weird Al could do me raw
But they breach containment all the time...
What if AI means “anal insertion”
"Move fast and break things."
What is SF?
San Francisco, basically silicone valley tech bro land
Fun fact: Silicones are a class of silicon containing rubbers (pun intended) and resins, this is why the two words are so easily confused.
Given the context, I'm choosing to believe OP was making a subtle and excellent joke
There's no Silicon Valley anymore. It's the Marketing Valley now, full of PPT bros that think they understand technology.
I thought they were talking about Science Fiction
Looks like a few companies have made "AI" condoms for marketing, usually leaning heavily on how everything is a bit too ... On point? ... Into it? Absolutely fucked with AI?
While trying to find the one this one came from I found one that was basically "we put AI in the condom, so just get an erection, put it on, take out your phone, open the app, sign in, scan the QR code on your penis, complete registration and sync, finish software updates, re-pair the condom, configure session preferences, and now you're ready for AI enhanced intercourse with features such as helpful mid coitus tips, aggressive affirmation that you're doing great, and constant requests for feedback".
Ironically, condoms have actually been AI optimized for decades. The laser scanning defect detection system everyone uses is built on a type of AI that's got next to nothing in common with the current frenzy and more to do with "statistics".
It's optimized for AI so is the AI using it and fucking me more than it already is? Or is it empty because I can't fuck data?
I thought it meant "optimized for Weird Al Yankovic."
The first condom designed for unconsentual sex where everyone is getting fucked by AI.
The vibe-coded Coney Island whitefish
It works by causing boner loss when you see the label
In the thumbnail that blanket looks like a good piece of bacon.
I thought that too.
This needs to be reposted on fuck_ai
You have my blessing to do so!
