*Rule*land is gone
(midwest.social)
Miisha ♀️
196Byebye England! I won't miss you!
I'm CIS but I'll gladly transition to save ~60 million lives
Just wanted to say, love your username 😂
Here you go, boobs on the house :3
NSFW link
Well I already transitioned, so congratulations Scotland and Wales
tough choice
All my trans homies please choose transition. I'll get rid of England for the rest of us
As someone who doesn’t feel any sense of gender, I’m not sure what would happen if I tried to transition. It’d be like dividing by zero. England might not survive either way.
Huh. Have you seen Vihart's video on gender? She's a whimsical popular math video creator who feels similar.
I think the world would break. An InvalidOperationException would get thrown, everything would stop and you'd be stuck in limbo, in a timeless, frozen world.
That or an annoying blue screen 😆
scots 🤝 trans people
Damn, obviously I'd pick the perfect transition... But knowing someone would inevitably pick the other, would I be able to get myself, friends and family out? :Pc
Or is this some weird monkey paw where I immediately transition perfectly only to seconds later find myself sinking to the bottom of the ocean? Hmm
Well, I'm cisgendered and not English, so... sorry, chaps
I'm not trans, l but I'd keep a stiff upper lip and grow a nice set of tits to save England.
Wait what 😭
From my understanding, it's either tits or saving England
Ngl tho...tits are waaay more important to me than England :3
Nah it's definitely the other way, the way this memes put together. You can only pick one: Transitioning instantly.. OR.. England is gone.
If you choose England is gone, you don't transition instantly.
If you choose transitioning instantly, England isn't gone.
Oh my god...this whole time I thought...and I posted the meme, ffs 😭
I'm dumb 🤦♀️
If you're dumb, then I'm absolutely braindead. The number of things that are so obviously straightforward but I just read it differently in my head are STAGGERING.
God save the Queen, darling.
holding down the button like a Dead Man's Switch while i demand all LGBTQ+ people, their friends, and anyone who isn't their enemy, directly or indirectly, be evacuated from TERF island to their country of choice with £10,000
edit: thought this was a "would you push the button", either way that's what would happen i'm a wake i swear
Hmm, getting to become a woman instantly or ceasing to exist at all. At this point, quite a tough decision!
The Monkey's Paw curls and the UK government announces that, due to the advice of a well known children's book author, England will be renamed to "Terf Island".
Nooooooo 😭
My sisters...we lost 😔
I mean, I'm not trans, soooooo goodbye England. Sorry England, but also let's be honest, you deserve this.
People in England know how to swim right? They'll be ok
LOL
Not what I expected, but fucking hilarious 🤣
Gj! <3
I'm not a nationalist by any means but damn, that's where I live :(
I mean as a nation we kind of deserve it.
...is there a former Empire that doesn't deserve it?
Yeah it's only fair to be honest
On the bright side, Slough and Milton Keynes are now also gone.
Noooo, I feel genuinely sorry for you girl 😭
lmao it's all good don't worry, I only really like it for London, otherwise I wouldn't have any reservations. I've thought about it and I can't live anywhere else in England to be honest, it all sucks too much, I'm very lucky to be born here.
Brighton is alright too
Yes, I think it would be my second choice probably
Make sure it’s just England, leave Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland alone.
the uk becomes an island chain of ireland, scotland, wales, and brighton
Nah. Get ya Brits out. Make Ireland Ireland again. Free Ireland. Free Palestine.
and Cornwall
Not trans, and this is the easiest decision in the world!
Does the landmass of England exist after?
Vikings: “We’re ba-ack!”
Is it like perfect transition, or just that I get to skip the waiting lists but it's still what modern medicine can do?
I'd say perfect transition. Either way, if your country of residence stops existing, I'll welcome you here! It's just an hour flight away :3
aww, thanks! I think I'd take option A then :3
You're already well on your way! ❤️
But you still have to do voice training.
As long Ireland is unaffected... Sure let's go :)
Ireland is cool, it stays :3
England's gotta go tho 😂
Fun fact, my last name is Irish...and that's why all the people I meet keep messing it up and mispronouncing it, lol
I like Ireland 💚
Well Irish names are a tad complicated due to Celtic influence... But I love it nonetheless :)
Could we, like, keep London? As an island?
No, might be dangerous to keep a part of England as a little treat. Best to let it all go.
But unlike the rest of England, London is awesome :C
Noooo Brighton is awesome it literally has Dyke Road
should be no more USA instead of england
I prefer Russia, they're part of the reason for why the USA is attempted to be swung to the fascists
There are as many people who want to chose to instant transition. But it takes only one person to choose to void the country of england out of existance
