I call it pretentious indexing©.

Edit: just realized that indexing doesn't cover output/presentation, but still.

I prefer “just a full-text search engine with lossy compression”. Reducing it to the low-level ops is kind of a cop-out, especially when there is a serious analogue that we’ve been using for decades, and the key innovation here was basically just “what if we do it worse?”

Supposed Intelligence?

I'm gonna laugh if the secret to consciousness is just two fancy matrices at a weird angle.

I wish I could afford a fancy mattress