Bugged Nobel Committee mechanics

I can’t wait to shit and piss on his grave

At this point his delusions that were having delusions are having delusions.

Peace Walker: 8 time war ender, 1 War champion, prospective champion of another, 3 time Terrorist state stopper. What more do you people want?

Starting to think that he thinks the shitty joke of a peace prize is his ticket into Heaven. Like if he gets it, it undoes all the horrific shit hes done.

God, I think you’re hitting pretty close to reality

Obama: bomb the shit out of a bunch of countries but never declare youre the president of peace

Result: Nobel Peace Price

Trump: bomb the shit out of a bunch of countries, declare yourself the ender of all wars

Result: probably nothing

I settled 8 WARS

Hey quick question how many of those did you start

None of them. He has only started special Military operations. Evidenced by the fact that military members are not getting tax writeoffs because they’re not even part of wars. He stopped the Cuban war, the war with Greenland, war with Canada THREE times, war with North Korea, war with China, war against Puerto Rico. Kind of tired of the slander.

zero, ofc. every time trump orders a strike on something, like a middle school or a hospital or someone sitting in a car, it's to make peace and end all war.

If you were to send this to an alternate timeline version of yourself where Hillary was elected president instead, that version of you would probably think it's a poorly done bit.

Motherfucker couldn't even spell it right. Smh

Honestly he should get the nobel. They deserve eachother

Bit idea: following the legacy of Kissinger and Obama, only award the nobel peace prize to war criminals

It would only be too beautiful if the bumfight guy got one for raising awareness

I'm not mad I'm not mad. WOW!

He got the FIFA Peace Prize, he should be happy with that

He also physically got the Nobel one from Machado lol

And she didn't even get to be president of Venezuela

1:1 equivalent to DSP coming in 3rd/4th? that PS1-specific Street Fighter Evo tournament when most of the top players didn't bother going.

It was his turn

He's really angry about not getting that Nobel isn't he?

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