Anon plays DnD
(midwest.social)
GreentextThis implies he either burned 25 pounds (assuming 5 pounds of water weight) in a single night or he had 25 pounds of crap in his digestive track, so I'm inclined to believe that anon is full of shit.
Was full of shit
Anon plays DnD
Cool, a meme I can send to my friend who started playing DnD this year!
"... it's like snakes are in my asshole trying to rip it apart!"
... I can't allow another human's eyeballs to read this
Seems looks a fairly plausible D&D scenario, tbh.
Fake : Salmonella poisoning probably takes longer to take hold
Gay : Anon's friend pooped outside and he watched
I assumed it was because he used whatever artificial sweetener is in those sugar free haribo gummy bears.
Just because he said it's called Cosmic Brownies, and there's a picture of Cosmic Brownies, that doesn't mean that he used Cosmic Brownies in the recipe.
Sounds more like Cosmic Horror Brownies
If this is real, my guess is it’s a fiber issue. Would definitely be thick and if you aren’t used to eating a bunch of fiber, it’ll really mess up your guts.
Yea my first thought is the chef just mixed cosmic brownies with fiber supplements or something, which would also explain why "they're healthy actually"
Don't have to worry about empty calories if you shit them out immediately
Skill issue. I eat entire boxes of those brownies and never have problems except type 2 diabetes.
Feet are overrated anyway.
As someone whose favorite pastime is gaming, feet are only required for work.
I’m fully aware of the risks. I’d like to keep this on hand as a counter to pepto bismol.
Enlighten an European: are they raw brownies and you're supposed to bake these before consumption or were they simply spoiled?
I read this as they are inspired by cosmic brownies, not made from them. It wouldn’t be unheard of, but blending an already baked and processed brownie into a drink seems…bad. You asked if they were spoiled, but these type of processed baked goods don’t really spoil like that generally because of all the preservatives.
https://www.littledebbie.com/cosmic-brownies
They're cooked. They're just sugary and gross.
They’re sugary and gross and delicious! I get them twice a year when I go on a trip with my other buddy that likes them.
Neither. It was something else. (Likely fake).
