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Smile. Show your teeth. Make eye contact. DO NOT break eye contact. Listen actively. Listen to what they're saying until they stop talking. Generate and vocalize a question or comment relevant to the conversational topic at hand. Repeat until they retreat in confusion/annoyance/terror.

Congratulations. You have won at Socializing.

I heard you're suppose to say extremely wrong facts confidently, and be a yes man suck up to whoever you are talking to. I think that's the current trend in the art of mimicking human behavior.

i failed when i became not a man

No matter what you can't be as bad as Mark Zuckerberg.

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