I crave ancient memes rule
(midwest.social)
196I do not save memes on my phone.
I do have a baby hedgehog yawning in my ancient OneDrive.
It used to brighten my day.
A person of taste, I see
You probably definitely win for oldest meme.
Saved
Urge VR
I was working for Salesforce at the time, too
March 7th, 2010
That's ridiculous. People should know that leaves are suppose to be eaten in early spring when they are small, tender and mild in taste. Whoever wrote that meme needs to subscribe to !foraging@slrpnk.net .
Hey it's subjective. You're clearly a long-neck dinosaur who prefers to eat fresh leaves from high up in the trees.
Lemmy user VoteNixon2016 is clearly a short-statured necrophiliac herbivore who can only eat dead leaves off the ground.
I transfer all downloads to the PC every once in a while, so it's not that old
~2013
It's hard to tell which is truly the oldest, but here are some contenders:
Ridiculous, everyone knows that "Yellow" is not a real color
Should be thrik
Saved in 2017
which game, which boss?
Kilroy was here
This absolutely wins oldest meme. Circa 1944
That's very disturbing. Please explain.
brown to left, another dog's butt. The dog on the right is looking at you over his shoulder with his head partially upside down. What looks like an eye on the right is actually his nose. Further right of that is the front of his mouth, which continues underneath the muzzle and the side of the dogs mouth is what looks like a hole towards the top of the image.
Dog is laying down, looking backward with a tilt. The bottom of its mouth/jaw is on the right side of the photo.
mood, tbh
This is the oldest according to date saved
Oldest one in my phone
- I swear I had older memes but they must have gotten lost at some point.
I think this is a pun about a gay fascist, but idk for sure. can someone explain?
Translation: Risk of confusion (as in getting something confused for something else)
Bad ramp
The joke: If you swap the starting consonants of schlechte rampe (bad ramp) you get rechte Schlampe (right wing bitch)
Disclaimer: I do not speak German
confirmed
JAJAJAJA
From the hallowed year 2011 (I didn’t bother to crop it on my iPhone 4 back then either, so you can also see the old UI for an extra nostalgia burst)
Back when UI design didn't suck.
This is the first image I saw when someone explained what a "me-me" was to me in middle school
Wow haven't seen this one in a long time. Probably one of the earliest I remember
Ca. 2006. It's 20 years old now!
I was literally thinking earlier today about this meme and how I haven’t seen it in a god’s age. That first half of it with his tongue sticking out always made me laugh.
This was around the time of the lolcats, and of the icanhazcheezburger website, too.
I feel so old.
http://ihasabucket.com/
🖕 👱
🐛💤👔🐛
⛽ 👢
⚡ 8=👊=D💦
🎸 🌂
👢 👢
How mad could he possibly be mid-orgasm?
Hate-fucking is a real thing.
Girl in highschool broke my heart in ways that crippled me emotionally for 8 years.
Met back up randomly (I was happy being a stoner frying wings) when she was married and dude was beating her. Finger-shaped bruises on her neck and all.
Upturned my whole life to pay for her a way out. Got sober, left my job for a real one, had her take my place at the job I was leaving so she'd have her own income.
It wasn't a thing for me, it was a plan to get her out and in her own place that I'd supplement.
After all that, she said she was leaving the state instead of the plan we agreed to. I kissed her and we had angry relations.
It didn't change her mind, but she did say many things that fixed my mental hangup. So much so when she called me from jail I declined the call.
Sounds rough
Im somewhat of a hate-fucking enjoyer myself tho for me its a different situation. I think there are different relationship goals you can have but nothing is more raw and unadulterated than sleeping with someone who youre jealous of or annoys you for some reason and vice-versa. As for a personal example, i hate pickme girls and "tiktok girls™" but just fucking out of spite was, you know, very uncontrolled. I guess its the physical attraction you have towards a person while not liking them that can elevate the experience, but ince again in a long term relationship this wouldnt work, its more like fuckbuddies.
MAD with a side of wtf boom
Oh la dee da dee dee da
My wife and I laughed at this for literal days like a decade ago.
Love Phteven
That's me whenever I get a call in my call center job.
So the IRS did show up? Not sure I'm getting this.
Post made police visit OP to make sure he's not a suicide bomber.
Even worse, probably the FBI
They handle terroristic threats online
The oldest meme on my phone. I changed phones in like 2017, so I don’t have my very ancient memes.
What a nice genie!
wholesome 😭
2017!
sudo pacman -Qdtq | sudo pacman -Rns -
- what about now? :3
I need someone to lick me passionately.
omg samesies! me too!
Context of the joke is that "burek" is allegedly only with meat, however, many have put other shit into the same structure and called it "burek" anyways, and some even changed the structure a bit but stuck to putting only meat in it, leading to the liberalisation of what constitutes a "burek" (neutral-neutral); and thus, the question of what defines a "burek" was raised and was funnily represented through this meme (many take this WAY more seriously than you'd assume)
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as burek, is in fact, burek sa mesom, or as I've recently taken to calling it, burek plus meso. Burek is not a food unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning dish made useful by the meat, onions, and the cook's hair comprising an oily, vein-clogging meal.
New phone, who dis‽
sweaty
😙👌
I often think about Kyle Broflovski's father, sitting down with a nice glass of red wine, cracking his knuckles to troll the shit out of the internet
mmmm thats my favorite flavor. shame theyre not making it anymore. none of the off brands taste quite right.
Saved this one as a contact picture for a friend obsessed with crossfit.
omg, i remember someecards!!! that is crazy. Amazing to have seen these a million years ago when they were ubiquitous, and to have not even noticed their slow extinction. Seeing this kind of gave me time whiplash.
Yeah they did kinda just vanish and nobody noticed.
From 2012. Most of y’all were probably in grade school when I saved this meme on my phone. ALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GERIATRIC MEME LORD
Let's meet up im the nursing home later and trade years of rad memes. Also 2012.
Hell yeah brother, let’s have a LAN party and play some counter strike
Is this older than the SNL parody of the OC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0
That YouTube video is older than the show.
Ah good old times when only the catholic church was the biggest pedo ring we knew about
Do I win?
Wow. Is that date real?
Haha yup. That was a picture I took in 2002 on some ancient digital camera (canon power shot g2)
Someone else had printed it and taped it on a wall in San Francisco.
Ancient hieroglyphics!
What's up
barely a meme, but well done
(now my mind is grinding away trying to find a suitable caption to make it into a meme)
Bubble butt
I had this saved from 2017 apparently
We need a count bot on lemmy
I barely save memes lol
It's okay, I have bugs in my code to look at. 🥲
Sometimes its fun to keep them around, its like gathering bug-friends irl!
I saw a very cool spider today
spider spoiler tag for the arachnophobic ^ - ^
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler spider spider!
:::
that is a very cool spider :)
thank ya! :3
No need, I have bugs in my house to look at
THIS IS AMERICA SNOWFLAKE!!!
October 2, 2020
"If you want it, take it. If you don't want to take it, go away!" 💅
is that supposed to look like brown sugar frosted mini wheats or am I just stoned
Ohh! Wait, you've never seen the Ea-Nasir memes before?
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints.
When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen.
Tumblr found this and decided to immortalize this asshole in memes.
I have seen them! I was just stoned 😅
😄Well, glad you were having a good time. Roll one for those of us in the prohibition states. 🌲
Hahaha will do!
idk are your brown sugar frosted mini wheats made with inferior copper and when you tried to return them your servant was insulted?
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
right? like I swear sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
Both can be true. Though I think the norm back then was more "giant earthen pots of room-temperature beer."
2007 :3
This thread is gold
And as always: ACAB.
So are you saying you wouldn't call 911 even if there was an intruder in your house because the cops would only make matters worse? 😂
Fuck no. WE have Community Emergency response in my area. Calling the cops would also put ME and my FAMILY at risk because ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS. Children have been taken away from their parents because the cops they called for help alerted social services. So they are not allowed in our community any more. Fuck you for suggesting it, bootlicker. You disgust me.
*For your enjoyment:
https://www.iamc-line3.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/guidebook-for-community-emergency-response.pdf
Looks like an album cover.
Anal bum cover will keep the farts in.
Quite new, since I recently reset my phone lol
"Pull the lever Kronk!" combined with trolley problem is hilarious.
"WRONG LEVERRRRRRRRRRR"
Rich Evans is the most expressive man to ever walk the earth.
And also American kids of a certain age watching public television
From the archives of 2019
Oldest as in the meme being old or me having it in the phone for the longest time?
I took it as having it in the phone for the longest time
2015, but that's just when i've saved it, or more like recovered from dying website that was around for a decade before or so
He bears the ancient texts...
A vintage 2012 meme for you
2025, if I was at my desktop I'd show something much older
Not even cropped lmao
Wzf?
I thought I'd have something older but here we are
Hard to say what the oldest is since the creation dates of the files have gone through at least a couple of filesystem changes, but this is definitely one of the older ones, probably circa 2008. And it is technically on my phone since I sync my pictures folder on my Google Drive.
one of the oldest memes on my phone is actually a bookmarked YouTube video from like 3 phones ago synced on firefox, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBpLzfL6-_U
ACAB includes past and present meme cops (and future of course)
Last year oh well
I don’t save memes on my phone
What do you use your phone for then?
