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196don't cheat ;)
😅
I don't really save memes so the only ones on my phone are ones I made myself
So you just keep them in RAM, never saving the files? I admire your boldness. Fuck the rule of 3 for data retention, rule of 0! If you need to reference previous data, just make it again!
Unfortunately false, though funny. The original said "solid advice". But I'll leave one that is real
Viagra in the water supply scheme?
XKCD strikes again
Little Bobby Tables is all grown up 🥲
Oh my god
Sammmeee
Ok, this one made me literally laugh out loud 😂
Lol I did this the last time I went to the zoo, it's hilarious.
Though the video took forever to start, but it's worth the wait for anyone who hasn't seen it before.
You people save memes to your phone?
Do you print google maps when you go places?
No. We print mapquest, the way God intended.
Makes it easier to send to the 3-4 different apps my friends use
Fuck the police
Aristocat
🎵 You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar 🎵
This is second time today I've seen someone mention kash patel fucking a farm animal. Did something reputable come out about this or are we just starting rumors about him? Because I'm down to do my part either way.
The FBI made changes in their recruitment rules so that bestiality is no longer a deal breaker
He testified before Congress about why he removed bestiality as a disqualification for FBI employment
I am so starved for human touch that I immediately become suspicious that any attention which rises beyond detached indifference is a conspiracy to obtain my nutritionally fortified marshmallow cereal.
Eh, not great but could've been worse 🤷🏻
I wish it was this masterpiece:
But this cutie snuck in:
I don't save memes much
Fuck yeah, saving it for next Kirkiversary
Well next year it'll be two years since his last racist comment...
Unless...
"Are there any spirits in the room?"
"Counting it not counting gang members?"
You can NOT judge me for this. It isn't mine, I claim nothing.
Oof
Amazing
Cool bug rule
One of these two, depending on whether you consider the first one a meme or simply meme-based:
That first one is funny as fuck, thank you XD
This one has me dying
I am hoping you saved this from my post lol
Seems like it
Context: my friends and I play a lot of Ravenswatch. So much that we no longer text, "Are we playing Ravenswatch tonight?" Instead it's just, "CAW!" or a meme or image that features ravens or the word "caw".
Another game I play is Caves of Qud, and I saved this screenshot to send as a meme to my Ravenswatch text group.
Awww......that's kinda sweet.
I read this in Elmo's voice.
Elmo delete tweet. yaaaaay!!!
Elmo has a real life history of problems
CW: racism ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler :::
Calm down Bibi
So confused. Do I kink shame them? or just...explain their kink back to them and hope that fixes it?
LMFAO
😳
for me, honestly any gender of dick, I have no preference (I almost typed "genre" which also works)
I...I'm trying to quit smoking; it's for the...uh...oral fixation 👀
What luck, that's what I named my boydick
relatable
Do analog memes count?
Reminds me of some of the higher-effort fuckscapes.
What is that? A book of postcards your family sent you?
I want that book
Ok I'm not black, but I can assure you there are a limited number of things you can do with hair that curly. It's basically dreads, afro, ringlets, or I slept in a bush.
Was also from here;
::: spoiler context :::
poor incelephant
That's amazing
Better no fish than bream
Your job is to be a good kitty cat
my ass thought that said margaret thatcher
Margaret Thatcher is the only dog that went to hell
I don't expect you to understand
As a Creole from the swamp, put away the gun, you had me at squeezebox🐊
it's gonna be a fun night
Aieeeeee
Je suis allé écouter, et c'était pas de l'accordéon qui jouait. Je suis déçu.
QUOI
Oooo nooo!
Fuck the police I'm not posting
That's your right, but it's also my right to call for a K9 unit. And I'm telling you now, if my K9 alerts to any memes you are holding back and not showing me there's gonna be a problem for you. I'm trying to be nice and help you. So for the last time, are there any memes here we need to know about?
Am I being detained
Stop resisting! If you have the memes you need to tell us now!
I ain't telling you shit! I want a lawyer! Lawyer! Lawy--
I tried to do this the easy way... 🔫
This one made me sad for Majel Barrett all over again :(
fuck u copper!! >:c
::: spoiler but here's a meme for everyone else :3 :::
Aww, what a cutie
So you like the meatballs?
You asked me not to cheat.
Translation: "You think I am weak?! I was born naked in a fucking hospital on my bday. FOR TWO WHOLE YEARS I could not walk. Everybody around was happily cheering and taking pictures while I was fucking crying. Motherfucker I used to soil myself, shitting and pissing down my own pants you fuck"
i only use internet on my desktop, and i don't save memes
fuck da police
all u need is borgor
ACAB includes meme cop
Does it still count if I made it?
No.
K good to know, then it's this one.
Officer, am I free to go?
It says, “American police, when they find out what “der Schwarzwald” means in english”. “Schwarzwald” means “black forest”
Boomer slop
Eww slop
yeah but it’s hard to find stock photos of cops beating up trees in the Black Forest
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Am I free to go officer? If not, I want my lawyer.
