Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
electoralismA probable cause statement filed in March 2025 by a campus police detective stated that Stein and other protesters grabbed the bike from the officer riding it, according to reporting from the Washington Post.
When a second officer tried to assist, they were struck in the left forearm, according to the statement.
When the bicycle was in the air, Stein allegedly kicked the officer in the “rear right leg and the groin.”
Stein was arrested, according to the statement, and the officer was diagnosed with contusions in his testicles and right leg.
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Be rent a pig.
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Use a bike that has lots of moving metal parts as a weapon against people protesting university funding of a genocidal apartheid state.
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have said bike rip and tear you in the balls as you forcefully shove it into an old lady.
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Accuse a frail old lady of ripping your balls off and claim you're a real police officer instead of a glorified hall monitor.
Also, @copandballtorture@hexbear.net get in here
She feared for her life, not guilty, wear a cup piggy.
lmao
If she runs for a 32nd time, her campaign ads should just be video of this.
Obviously a lie, but would be awesome if this was true
The only just outcome to that prosecution would be for him to be kicked in the nuts again.
submitting a proposal for DSA to endorse her and giving only this as the reason
libs will cry about this like they cried over the dead pigs from jan 6th
I don't agree with all her views, but damnit she gets results! slams desk like exasperated police chief taking about a rogue officer
whenever people complain stein and the greens are spoilers or ineffectual, im gonna say she jump kicked a cop in the nuts so she's braver and more tactically effective than the troops.
Bad things about Jill Stein:
1: Is a lib
2: Tolerates quacks in her coalition
Bad things about hexbear
1: Is composed of libs
2: Tolerates quacks in our midst
3: Has never been implicated in actual physical violence against cops
Sorry to say, we're the libs
The quacks in our midst here for a live reaction:
damn
Not Stein herself, but her running mate in 2024 was one of those "biological men shouldn't be in womens sports" types of "ally" and Stein herself never clarified the extent of the party's platform re-comprehensive anti-discrimination for trans people. She has also never made any statements about whether or not states should be allowed to ban gender affirming care for kids, only that people should be allowed to use the bathroom of the gender they identify as, so she's a bit shaky on the issue.
iirc the greens had a bunch of issues getting their ticket together. they should do better in general
I have reached the conclusion that if an American political organisation has more than 4 members it will have at least one transphobe. They're everywhere, and they can't help themselves from bigoting all over everything.
i've stabbed cops but it was before the site existed
So you're telling me that this site has made you significantly less cool?
probably the most damning thing about hexbear
I voted for her in 24
Thank you for your service
Last time I'll ever vote too, lmao
'16 myself.
Thesis: Defund the police
Antithesis: Fuck the police
Synthesis: De-fecund the police
Perfect, no notes
I swear to god the primary use of the police bike is to ride into people and attack them with it, and because they fuckin suck at doing anything they injure themselves, and then they can charge the protester with assaulting an officer. Every instance I've seen of a biking pig being "attacked" like this is basically just that.
In Europe, pigs routinely report "pig inhaled its own pepper spray" and "pig sprained a wrist while beating a protester" and "pig got heat stroke from wearing full stormtrooper gear in summer" as anti-cop violence. This seems like the exact same type of pigs being lying scum.
If you don't want contussions in your testicles, just don't have testicles. Typical cissie skill issue.
okay fine she has my vote
critical support
That's my president
