Banana rule
(midwest.social)
Miisha ♀️
196Can confirm, I'm part of the 95% :3
I just eat that part all at once so I don't have to think about it
Are you talking about the banana orrrrr..?
Banana bread is better
If your partner's genitals had a big new brown streak on them, would you still put them in your mouth?
To be perfectly honest? Probably.
I've had worse things in my mouth...
::: spoiler substances, TMI I used to experiment with amanita muscaria and pantherina and that...was fucking awful. Literally the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth.
Whatever effects those had, it wasn't worth the vomiting and overwhelming nausea that always followed. Don't do it. :::
Basically, if my partner tells me to get on my knees and start sucking...I just do, zero resistance, no questions asked 😆
But that's just me...
Well it sounds like you're just a good girl doing what she's supposed to. Can't blame ya for that. Really it's on your partner to not be having you to put any fresh brown streaks in your mouth :P
genitals dont taste weird or have an unpleasant texture. or if they do maybe go to a doctor.
to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(
They really don't! I'd argue they taste great and have an amazing texture :3
I only have experience with one type of genitals tho...
to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that D:
You'll get there, I believe in you 🩷
Whose generation are they talking about? Is it just 1 generation? Any why specifically that generation?
To each their own, really. Ripening is a spectrum, it's doesn't have clearly defined boundaries. Some people prefer it very fresh, still hard and others like it when it's already quite soft and don't mind some discoloration or stronger smell. It's exactly the same with fruit.
It's all about the yeast
Does eating that part of the banana increase the chances of my own dick getting sucked?
Yeah, like you can't even fuck a banana, right?
Now that's the real question 😂
I'd say...sure :3
My wife caught me deep throating a banana, now she just keeps asking if I ever heard of an adult game called "Peglin"?
I do not enjoy the taste or texture of banana, regardless of how ripe or not it is.
But give me any variety of genitals to nom.
Yesss ❤️
AGAB - all genitals are best :3
Bananas with a few brown spots are the sweetest and tastiest bananas. Fight me!
It's not about the taste. It's about texture.
I still refuse to eat the brown part. But zamn they make really good candies
You know, as someone who has issues with the texture of Guacamole and Hummus i can somewhat understand that. (Shame, i love mexican and turkish food, but outside of cooking it for myself it's hard to get something without these condiments)
I wouldn't put rotting genitals in my mouth.
That isn’t rotting… Its the starches converting to sugar
converting to sugar as in... rotting?
By that logic a green banana doesn't ripen into a yellow banana it rots
Maybe don't go down on corpses? 🤷♀️
Somewhere Bella Swan started sweating
Into the blender for a milkshake or smoothie with that one
Noo, please don't put your genitals in the blender 😭 /s
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my real mom!
Hey! I'm not that old yet 😭
Nah the real contender is bread
In the blender? Far be it from me to yuck your yum
-_-
Who doesnt love some genitals in their mouth? On the other hand, who wants icky brown banana?!
I feel like a relatively small fraction of modern generations are regularly having oral sex.
So true, omfg. Bananas are icky anyway!
HOW DARE YOU!!!
I'm sorry 😭
They're actually one of my favorite fruits and banana milkshakes are the best ❤️
That’s racist!
Would eat. It’s sweeter. I once had a banana that tasted alcoholic
Idk, I'd rather have the genitals please
¿Porque no los dos?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Genitals
- Banana
- Ability to breathe
I can only have two 😂
Have you tried breathing through your cloaca, like a turtle?
breathing is overrated
LOL, true 😂
Breathing is overrated and choking/gagging is hot :3
Yeast infection
ill put that disgusting thing in my mouth but genitals really are much preferable🥺🤤
Yesss, you get it! :3
No joke, genitals actually taste amazing, lmao
Either that or I'm just weird. Probably both 😜
Brown part gross.
Either way, please don’t talk with your mouth full.
I've tried. With both. Doesn't work either way 🤣
And that's supposed to be weird?
