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ratboy [they/them]
ChapotraphouseEspecially wooden spoons. There's just something about them that just makes food taste extra tasty. I take every opportunity to eat out of a bowl and pretty much only eat sandwiches or pizza on plates.
Spoon? Bowls?
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Comrade Stalin agrees
Plates are for cutting things on.
A plate is almost never better suited for any meal, however in the larger scheme of cooking and doing dishes plates are just more economical. Compared to bowls I can fit near infinite plates in my dish washer/sink/drying rack.
Can't argue with that, as the resident dishwasher in my house I fucking hate washing dishes by hand. Robot dishwashers rock
Go fork yourself, you goddamned spoon lover! I'll eat icecream off a paper plate with a fork if I want to, or if I'm a little too high and the dishwasher door looks too intimidating to open to look for a clean dish. Don't dare judge me, you fancy prick!
the dishwasher door looks too intimidating to open to look for a clean dish.
That's real, I allow it
I like the specificity of a fork.
They definitely need to come out when Italian noodles are involved but the mouthfeel is just awful
I know it's just personal taste, but I hate the feeling of wood in my mouth. I'd take a low-end restaurant quality stamped metal spoon over wood any day. To each their own.
I really don't like eating with a wooden spoon, something about the texture of it against my teeth and tongue is
I do agree bowl and spoon is a powerful combo. I love slop
Even if its finished and smooth?! I could see it being extra gross if it were grainy at all. I think it's how lightweight it is, plus the shape. The edges are smoother and I think I like the roundness.
Slop is my fave. I've been eating chia seed pudding with chocolate protein powder mixed in and granola and blueberries and banana. High quality slop
bowl+spoon+chopsticks are the goated food equipment
the spoon is completely unnecessary in that set
Unless you're eating phó and you want a Lil broth with your noodles and protein in one bite. Soup spoons rule
you, the "scoop with spoon" virgin vs me, the "stick my mouth on the bowl and shove it into my face" chad
you eat sandwiches and pizza with your hands
The English eat pizza with a fork
With a spoon
I eat pizza with a fork
Would using a spork to eat pizza make you ascended?
I don't think a spork would improve the experience really, and you need the flat edge of the fork to cut it with
if you don't eat every meal from the same trough then gtfo my face
And you gotta be on all fours like a horse or it doesn't count
I like foods that are prepared to be bite-sized. Like if you are preparing food that is not able to fit into a human mouth, what are you even doing? Fingers, spoons or chopsticks should be all you need to tuck into some well prepared cuisine.
Same! I hate big giant pieces of food. For one I have a small mouth and two, I have a pretty intense overbite and so I can't really chew food with the teeth that cut. I once cried because I was having a bad day and I took a bite out of a sandwich and all of the ingredients slid out of it lol
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forks are eastern heathens invention, what, you want me to stab my food?
It's so aggressive! And then if the food is sauced up it might slide around and evade the fork so you gotta stab it repeatedly. Sick
i eat soup from a plate
Lick it up from the plate like a cat
And I use a fork with the plate, the soup becomes extra soupy
Try to eat French fries with a bowl and spoon. Checkmate lib.
So you eat them with a fork?
Yes the way the good lord intended.
Now it’s poutine and better than before
I will dice up those fries with the spoon and shovel them into my mouth.
Finally, a post on this site that I agree with
HERETIC! HERETIC! BURN THEM! BURN THEM TO GRAINS!
Grains are very edible with a spoon
