the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them]
ChapotraphouseLove you comrade
I can already imagine a lemmyworlder seeing this post and being like:
Real hivemind has never been tried.
real cbt has never been tried
Is it really even CBT if you don't pull out the habañero sauce?
Is it even real CBT if you get to pull out of the habeñero sauce?
Codern Bonetary Theory
China is actually capitalist and CPC is the republican party
Real posting has never been tried.
The Large Posting Collider at CERN may one day momentarily capture a Goodpost, which at this time only exists in theory
I only communicate in cliches
Jokes aside, real capitalism is why our fish have mercury in them
never bean tried
Ancaps often do believe real capitalism has existed, but like in specific villages in ancient Iceland where stepping into someone else's front yard was punishable by death. And also there were slaves.
Honestly a fantastic example of why anarchocapitalism type shit doesn't work. The Sturlung Era was marked by constant violence and political instability between feuding clans until Norway showed up and rolled the whole country into its kingdom
Getting eaten by bears is too honorable a death for them
Real capitalism has never been tried
False. Barry tried it once, said he didn't like it.
Barry
You mean Barack Hussein?
No, my mate Barry. He works down at the car wash. Nice guy. Always gives people free air fresheners.
That's guy is pretty okay. Who doesn't like a free pine tree shaped air freshener?
Exactly. He's the kind of guy you can sit down and have a beer with. And if he doesn't like Capitalism, I can't imagine the rest of us would.
Something something real capitalism something something capital region of america something something sparkling oligarchy
I'm using my Make An Adult Wish on getting real capitalism to be tried.
The libertarian copypasta, with the coin-operated guns, is the purest expression of ancapism
I always get librarian and libertarian mixed up when reading.
it's a classic folks
Me when I look at a bunch of hacks who all repeat slight variations of the same joke (who are all lovely people<3):
PUTIN HAS BRAINWASHED THESE PEOPLE
Coca-cola Dictatorship, where one corporation exploits everyone: perfect ancap utopia
Pepsi/Cola Republic, where multiple corporations unite on shared interest against workers: socialist hellhole
It's only real capitalism when all hands are invisible.
Real capitalism has never been tried
Real capitalism has never been tried
Real capitalism has never been tried
I've never been so tired of real capitalism
