Having just screened the first season of Fargo for blorptube I feel personally attacked. Also you should join us next week on Sunday when we start season 2. It's a prequel so it doesn't really matter if you saw the first season.

instead of "absolute frothy pig shit in a rubber diaper" say "30 minute standing ovation at Cannes"

Trite and derivative, thumbs down.

rewards patience

Redditor with le monocle smirking saying "Upon the fourth viewing you will notice..."

Instead of "shitty movie," say "acquired taste."

Instead of "dumb plot," say "was just having fun."

Instead of "sequel baiting," say "worldbuilding."

Instead of "cash grab," say "faithful to the source material."

Instead of "they only did made this so they can sell more toys," say "multimedia experience."

“color space is all fucked” - “used rare fujifilm stock”

“can’t see shit” - “realistic lighting”

“cameraman forgot long lens” - “intimate atmosphere”

“cameraman forgot short lens” - “sense of alienation and observer effect”

Surrealist made me laugh