Having sex 500 times in a row would be absolutely exhausting. Aella famously only did 42.

I'm gunna stand here the whole time and watch to make sure you don't skip a single sex

mom forcing you to finish the 3-pack of sex she put in your lunchbox because 'those are expensive and you made me buy them for you and just because you were expecting something different doesn't mean you can waste these and we aren't moving from this carpool lane until you FINISH. YOUR. SEX."

People just posting their fetishes on hex bear dot net smh

You’re confused, they actually send you 500 genders and you have to try them all.

Promise?

I smoke 500 sexes for breakfast

Good thing because I done never done a sex will ever do one, ever.