I just want to own a home

I wish I had a weed smoking patio. I have to smoke weed in the secrecy of my apartment because its illegal. 😭

Catch me in the (boy)wife kitchen making food for the folks in the sex before marriage lounge ☺️

Please. This is ridiculous and inflammatory! In fact, it's downright slanderous!

Estrogen lab? Please. Hormone lab. We would never leave our brothers behind!

Where is the entrance?

I think you're supposed to enter through the weed smoking patio, or crawl through the window of the estrogen lab or the sex before marriage lounge.

Just like you would any normal ground floor apartment 🤷🏻

Where's the litter box for the furries?

If you need me, I'll be in the sex before marriage lounge.

where are the bicycles?

They're stored in the communal tool shed

Good heavens

the open floorplan on the right-hand side is nice. i like that my wife can keep an eye on me in the kitchen while she makes my estrogen.

Funny how there's no closet to hide in

Implying gay room isn't a closet

I choose to hide in ABORTION

That’s terrible. Lower case “before”, “abortions” “boy wife kitchen” and “weed smoking” but the rest in upper? Not the attention to detail I want from my architect. Also, are internal doors an option?

"Ok I'll make sure there's none of this. Can I have a house now?"

"Still no. Fuck off"

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