Sugar Information Inc (1965)

(midwest.social)

Mary just got back from the acid tests.

I don't consume artificial sweeteners because they make me sick.

You don't consume artificial sweeteners because they don't give you Watusi energy.

We are not the same.

fact

Obesity epidemic explained. Weve collectively stopped watusiing.

watusi equals wellness!

Watusi is love.
Watusi is life.

And then there's BATUSI - the watusi for real Gs

This shit looks like it was made for the squares

Except for the part that looks like the griddy

Give it a few decades. Griddy will be the same.

Too complicated. Any more than 2 or 3 steps, and it's a Broadway production.

Okay I’ve got to turn this into a cocaine ad

Just put nose in front of sugar and youve got it.

POV: your child is a hummingbird or Beavis

Beavis? Don't you mean Cornholio?

I wanna watusi with a gang

watusi is for sissies. true Gs bust batusi!

Paid for by the American Dental Association?

of course! spice must flow!

I had to see the date of the add before I believed that this wasn’t bjork

With AI slop I'd only believe this ad was real if someone unearthed a 1965 magazine or newspaper with the ad in it. On paper. In my hands.

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