Adding to the list of things that definitely didn't happen

Job hunting while comfortably employed can be fun, if your mental health can take it.

I consistently tell the Indian recruiters a crazy number (2.5x current salary); if they get me hired, that’ll be fantastic. I haven’t gotten a response yet though.

Thank you for the red underline. It's still a bit hard to read, though; could we add some Subway Surfers gameplay and a laughing Peter Griffin pointing at the punchline (I can't find it)?

This isn't a shitpost, this is the correct response.

I hope this is real.