corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
ChapotraphouseMetal utensils, ceramic plate, probably a cheap ass hotdog on a cheap ass bun.
America in a nutshell
Are those the facebook raybans?
That's Bad Posture Evil Bono
Plastic fork + metal knife
Brought the knife from home
Or is fake
Metal silverware also is shiny and reflects light, like this metal fork appearing white:
(but it could still be fake)
Genuinely confused at the pic. The hot dog is whole. On the plate is a hot dog in a bun, a butter knife, and a yellow thing that looks like a second bun that the knife rests on. The empty(?) fork is in his mouth. I want to believe he's eating potato or macaroni salad with a fork, because that would make sense, but what is that second thing on the plate the knife is resting on?
I think he ate the 'dog out of the bun with a knife and fork, which would be even more vile.
Oh that could be it. No carbs
Iirc there was a story arc on seinfeld about somebody eating a snickers bar with a knife and fork
Admittedly, George did get to take a Yankee's player to a PBS pledge drive because he ate a Snickers like this too.
Pledge drives used to rule, too. Jack Horkheimer and Martin Yan and Bob Ross and Fred Rogers and Steve Smith would show up to a lot of them. If you can't tell, I was raised by PBS as much as by CBC.
Good, because it's actually gay to put hotdogs in your mouth, so real alpha men they slice it up into cubes then eat them.
was going to say maybe it's better for these guys to be made fun of for eating food wrong than it is getting photographed putting a phallic object in their mouth.
if you're going to internalize feelings you're too cool to deal with, internalizing them so you bimbofy yourself into a foolish masochist by imagining you're cutting up and eating wieners is one way to do it
Guzzling glizzies is gay actually
Alien in a skinsuit
