$500,000 or a date with Sydney Sweeney?
(midwest.social)
oldmanalex
Shitpostinga date is a date. $500k is a whole lotta hookers and blow.
$500k and I can date whoever I want. Besides, Sydney Sweeney is overrated. If by some miracle if she comes on to me then I won't say no; but there are women with better sex appeal.
Well yeah, a date can be unfun or go wrong, 500k dollarinos can only go bad if you have no clue how to use them.
She smokes and has smoker's face.
With the current state of gender relations, and how such a large majority of younger women outright hate and despise men, entertaining a date with any woman is an extremely poor decision even without the $500,000 as a flip-side option.
And no, I have been off the market for just over three decades with the same woman. I just keep an eye on what’s happening out there, and prefer to avoid ideology and doctrine in favour of critical thinking, facts, and evidence. And from where I am sitting, I fully support younger men saying, “thanks, but no thanks.” Because in current social conditions, the only winning move is not to play.
I have been off the market for just over three decades with the same woman.
you seem mad about that.
I just keep an eye on what’s happening out there
how nice of you to stay current on dating trends even though you seem like such a devoted husband.
I fully support younger men saying, “thanks, but no thanks.”
I'm sure those young men really appreciate the thought of you thinking of them while you're thinking of all those nasty horrible women.
Because in current social conditions, the only winning move is not to play.
which you clearly-- you know what I can't do this anymore. I am mocking you, not because you're a chauvinist, not because you're clearly a shitty husband, not because you're a creep.
I am mocking you because you're a pathetic and sad little "alpha male" incel.
you probably haven't had sex in 15 years with a woman because every one of them is disgusted by you after five minutes of listening to the bile that spills out of your mouth.
Jesus, you're revolting
Dude, I think its just you.
Have you tried being decent?
Dude, I think its just you.
Have you tried being decent?
I’m not on the market, and I haven’t been for over three decades now. I don’t have to be “decent” to anyone other than my wife because I don’t cheat on her.
It’s all passive observation of real-world interactions between other people. Facts, evidence, and critical thinking.
But yes, you continue to use shaming techniques to silence dissent, because you have absolutely nothing of substance to counter what I have said.
You’re terrified of men going their own way, of leaving women alone in exactly the ways that feminism has demanded from men over the last few decades. Well, young men are waking up and discovering that the juice is not worth the squeeze. They’re going one step beyond what feminism demanded, and are ignoring women entirely.
And I’m finding that hilarious. It’s the total compliance that women have been demanding from men for decades, but never expected it to bite them in the arse. Have fun finding that “good man” when the truly good men no longer make the first approach.
Wow. You can’t be MGTOW if you’re married, genius. It’s like being a communist Republican.
You’d best dial back the brainrot, you’re clutching at irreconcilable contradictions without even having enough neurons to realize it.
But I guess that’s what being a woman is all about: feelings before facts. And often in spite of facts.
There you go, proudly displaying your sexism and ignorance
I pity your imaginary wife
Who even is she? I'll take the$500,000 and have a glorius date with my wife.
a nazi. not even joking.
It seems like the question is how much would you pay for a date with her and for me it’s about tree-fiddy
Anyway this is about the point I realize she’s a 30 foot crustacean from the Paleozoic era
I don't think it can be overstated how much more life changing $500k is compared to 1 date with her.
Not a committed relationship mind you, 1 date.
Isn't she a MAGAt? Or do they just wanna lick her toes because of her appearance? 🤢
Money. Jesus Christ what kind of pathetic loser would say yes to date some broad who don't even like you? Hardly a date that'd be.
Its boobs
The latter category. I think she is more along the Vanilla Ice line of "I like money." So she's kinda like low hanging fruit for chuds.
I think the last part is the real thing. It's either assuming you're fkn irresistible, or that she has no say in the matter.
Anyone who would pass up anything tangible for a chance to shoot their shot (and likely get shot down) is crazy.
inb4 someone comments about how they skipped a job interview to chase a woman they saw walking the street once and now they've been married for 82 years, so I'm wrong.
Nothing I've seen indicates she's MAGA. But she's an attractive woman who will be attractive in ads without really giving a shit what the ads are for. Which means, when people get bothered by the white blonde woman talking about her good jeans (genes), or sexualizing "sports", MAGA latches onto that and cancel culture and whatnot.
I don't really pay attention to Hollywood gossips but she publicly supported her brother enlisting and being deployed to Iran conflict on Instagram. It may not be overt but it's very telling.
she did a Goebbles ad for American Eagle
She had a maga themed birthday party
I've never seen anything about that so my statement stands /s.
Looking at it quickly, it seems to me her mother had a 60th birthday party and some guests wore hats that said "make 60 great again". Unless there is another event that doesn't seem like a maga themed party to me
There is absolutely nothing to gain from a date with Sydney Sweeney, likely not even a nice company.
To be fair you don't get a company after most dates.
Money please.
MAGA cunts fuck off
I was just putting dead Kennedys on
The ego of this.
I don't understand the obsession with this chick. she's just another hot bod, what makes her so culturally important vs any other hot bod?
Her face is above average and she's a Nazi, perfect for all the insecure incels out there
Face is average, its the boobs
Well shes the white supremacist poster girl, so theres that
so if white supremacists eat ice cream, ice cream is awful and bad? is that the logic here?
i mean, cool if that's what you want to do, but you're just a stupid asshole if you think everyone else enjoying ice cream supports white supremacy.
You do realize that you've fabricated your own asinine, erroneous detail to then argue a baseless point from it... right?
Press X. 🙄
I mean... I get the point. Hot blondes with big tits do have a relatively universal appeal.
Just because assholes agree doesnt mean anything.
It's like he built a man out of straw or something.
What logic took you to comparing "white supremacist poster girl" to "so if white supremacists eat ice cream, ice cream is bad"?
That's quite the whatever-that-was, lad.
I don't think she's linked to White Supremacists because she eats ice cream.
She's linked to them because she does MAGA or dabbles with MAGA adjacent nonsense.
There is no evidence she does that, it's just speculation by angry idiots who think because she won't condemn it she must support it.
Although the “Anyone But You” star says she’s not political, she is a registered Republican — and many of her actions have been interpreted as conservative-coded. She attended a MAGA-themed party and Jeff Bezos’ controversial Venice wedding. She starred in a jeans ad that many felt reeked of eugenic messaging, and her appearance is looking more and more, uh, Mar-a-Largo.
Not condemning Nazis and White Supremacists, is being one. This isn't like, a football team or something. It's not like "oh, you don't think the Packers sucks, you must be a super fan.
It's fascist white supremacist Nazi garbage. The only option is in or out. There is no "maybe they have a point on X" partial here.
Right, so anyone who doesn't agree with you, must be a nazi.
I don't agree with that. So I must be a Nazi too, right?
Literally everyone, who isn't you, is a Nazi, too, I'd wager, because really, how do you know people who condemn nazis, aren't lying about? How can you verify the truth of their Nazi status?
If I ever became a public figure and found out fascist/Nazis/whoever were "fans" of mine I would immediately and publicly denounce them. Because if I didn't people would (rightly) assume I at minimum will tolerate their views when it's convenient for me.
It's a low fucking bar.
Y'all always so hyperbolic. It isn't 'everyone who disagrees is a nazi', it is about NOT agreeing with Nazis. Just because you didn't mean to hit someone with your car doesn't mean you didn't hit them with your car. You are your words and actions.
If you support Nazis then you're a Nazi. If Nazi's are supporting you, then you should reflect on why that is. You either own it, or you do not. Like look around the room, 'MAGA' is literally just running back the Nazi's greatest hits. The discrimination, Key members sporting Nazi imagery/rhetoric/signals, and we're literally putting people in concentration camps for being different and disagreeing with Nazis while implementing mass surveillance without so much as a vote.
If it honks like a goose, and steps like a goose, then it may be a Nazi goose. Or at least a goose who doesn't mind Nazis.
Le what now?
I think it's more like, if ice cream suddenly decided it would poison all non white people because it somehow became sentient and only accepted consumption by the "superior race".
where did she say that?
or are you just making shit up?
Hmm, stilted and awkward date with someone I barely know, given that I’m a lesbian who hides under a hat and she’s all out in the open,
or immediately pay off my house and my wife’s student loans?
how big is this hat?
It’s a fairly oversized beanie that covers like two-thirds of my head, and when I’m feeling exhausted, I can (and do) pull it over my eyes to conk out for a bit.
I love this hat, and I have absolutely no idea who Sydney Sweeney is.
some person that makes people on social media lose their minds because they project their weird shit onto her for doing ads that feature her tits and ass.
i have no idea like why she is famous beyond this. is she a singer? she seems to be compared to singers a lot.
I have no idea why she is famous
IMDB says she was in some American Eagle ads.
I could go learn about Sydney Sweeney, while I’m available and in the queue for calls at my job, or I could just keep reading There is No Antimemetics Division, until I get interrupted by some doctor needing their outlook fixed.
Like, the question isn’t even bout five hundred grand anymore, it’s about literally anything to do with this lady, versus my personal “hat/book against work” inertia.
I have so many feelings about how that book ended, but no actual words. Hope you enjoy it!
What book?
A quick Google would take less time than typing that comment, why're you pretending you're too busy reading to know XD
Some people like making conversation and being personable on - gasp- social media. And then there's you.
Also I just got a call from a Dr. Sweeney about needing something fixed, but he’s a guy, so now the entire proposition gets just a touch weirder, another line of terms and conditions apply. View mode, compact, reading pane on the right, never pick single unless it’s Sydney Sweeney asking.
With 500k I could get multiple hookers that are just as good looking
…or five hundred thousand one-dollar hookerbots?
Sydney Sweeney is a gorgeous girl whose roles and carefully-managed public image hides how directly smart she is. Go see her on talk shows, and understand she will let it show quite often. She'd I'm sure be a fun date.
Having said that, a contrived date would be terrible for all concerned. We're essentially calling her a whore, which we haven't ratified as a valid business in many societies and is also used as a slur. She'd likely be a fun hang, beautiful to look at and likely fun to talk to, but not in some paid-date kind of deal.
I'll take the money, every time. Let Sydney have her freedom when she's off the clock.
carefully-managed public image
Are we talking about the same Sydney Sweeney? She's already had a handful of pretty damning controversies. I wouldn't even call her public image 'managed' at this point.
Oh it's managed alright. The controversy is the point. It grabs attention and as far as they're concerned. All publicity is good publicity.
people raging over her just makes her more money.
it's hilarious that they think they are 'fighting against nazis' by... hating a hot girl who does sexy ads. like... cool why don't you just hate all women who do that... which is a lot of them.
I would not go on a date with her for free, that's the lowest I'll go.
Having an awkward time with a woman I don't even consider being that attractive and I know nothing about, or getting enough money to pay off my mortgage, get two new cameras, several lenses, renovate my kitchen and bathroom, and have money left over.
Yeah, I am taking the money, every time, no question.
What's her deal? She was in like one kinda popular acting role and now she just does rage baitey advertisements? Must be nice...
If i took a date over 500K my wife would be very upset.
My exact thought, lol.
Although hell, my wife might be down if it was $500k for the date, like some incredibly high priced manwhore. Lol
Now that we've established what you are the real negotiations can begin
$500 let alone three more zeros.
Will you take those as two separate payments?
I would get paid $500,000 not to go on a date with her.
Ill take a NVIDIA 5090 her you can keep
You'll still have to pay for the date.
I can't even think of any fictional women who'd make me pick the date.
Yea, there's no one person that would be worth 500k to meet one time. 500k doesn't go as far as it used to, but it's still going to change your life unless you are already wealthy.
Very low chance she would even like me, so really, this is how much she would pay to get me to stop talking about my Star Trek fan theories.
I can see a nice set of tits for a lot less than 500k.
Lol. Date is literal work for guys.
Why the fuck would i choose work over money.
Sex maybe, but not for 500k. I'd go as high as 5k, but only for straight up sex, no dating bs
Taking the $500,000 - Dating/Sex with hot women isn’t much different than dating/sex with any other woman.
I can have a date go badly and lose like $100 or less, just not a very economical choice.
You could pay me to go on a date with Sweeney, prob be less than 500k but it'd have to be enough to be worth my time and convince my wife. But yeah I think if you're gonna pay me to have a bad time, I'd ballpark about $200 per hour for me and $2000 - $3000 flat for the missus
