I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share!
(midwest.social)
cannedtuna
Programmer Humor-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
WhattheAAAAdidyoujustAAAAAAAsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch+IllhaveyouknowIg
raduatedtopofmyclassintheNavySealsandIvebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretr
aidsonAl+QuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfar
eandImthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustano
thertargetIwillwipeyoutheAAAAoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverb
eenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyAAAAAAAwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsa
yingthatshittomeovertheInternet+ThinkagainAAAAAAAswespeakIamcontactin
gmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyo
ubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlet
hingyoucallyourlifeYoureAAAAAAAdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankil
lyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthatsjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextens
ivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnite
dStatesAAAAAACorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableasso
ffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholy
retributionyourlittle/clever/commentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyo
uwouldhaveheldyourAAAAAAAtongueButyoucouldntyoudidntandnowyourepaying
thepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYour
eAAAAAAAdeadkiddo==
-----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
EDIT: almost forgot to sign it!
Love,
/u/queerlilhayseed
hehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds
I insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹
The == had me wondering for too long
Haha I started trying to format the text so that it was technically a valid ed25519 key, then it became too much work for a silly joke so I settled for filtering/replacing all the invalid chars and slapping the == padding at the end. Needs more AAAAAA strings to really sell it, I think, but I'm glad it turned out well enough to merit a second glance lol.
Edit: I swapped all instances of fuck|fucker|fucking with As, I think it's an improvement.
Is it bad that this bothers me purely because the public key can be derived from the private key, so providing both is unnecessary?
Not bad, I had the same thought.
public: fake
private: gay
That's a private / pubic key pair.
Public: Ssssssshhhh!
Private: Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
hunter2
Obligatory *******
Public key can be derived from private key.
right but why would I bother doing the extra work if I can just get it from you
id_rsa id_rsa.pub
🤔 I do believe this is backwards, or you're Japanese
192.168.0.1 1.1.1.1
damn im cute
Public: myPrivateKey_is
Private: PasswordProtected_so
Pussy Oliver
how do I save as ssh keys is that part of apple key ring?
