Real posts of a well-adjusted man btw
(midwest.social)
mar_k [he/him]
Slop.a very normal grifter has appeared
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"real"
https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.34LK99G
Ah sorry, I saw one of them was real and assumed the rest were as well!
According to the link you sent, these two are real: (I also found the X link for these but ik we're not allowed to paste direct X links?)
A couple other real incidents:
- On a podcast with his daughter he called Elmo a "cringing little milkslop of a puppet" (source)
- In his book "12 Rules of Life," he wrote this (source):
Things that are too good to be true are
See my other comment, it's partially true, there's some real quotes!
Jesus Christ. I know he was already a fucked up person, but now he's completely fucking lost it lmao
Rage tweeting at the Sesame Street account is when you should know you've lost the plot
Trying to get into emotionally charged fights with Elmo through the official Elmo twitter account is so far down past the absolute lowest bar for sanity that this has to be one of the biggest crashouts I’ve witnessed live.
I assume these are not real, since no links? There have been fake screenshot replies to elmo by him before.
Looking at his account he seems to post a lot less recently, but there was a time where he made dozens of posts every few minutes in this fashion and kept posting the joker at everything all the time.
An integral part of the Carnivore Diet is to have Twitter beef with Elmo
Is he dead yet?
Every day
somehow
he wakes up
Not yet!
can you imagine being the person tasked with authoring a tweet on behalf of a fictional character that loves everybody and wants to comfort them?
and then one of this deep fried assholes threatens violence and murder in response.
Elmo, I will fucking end you
Elmo says "BRING IT YOU ASSHOLE"
"elmo will show you who's the muppet "
"....and Elmo will do it again!"
a lot of these are fake no?
Setting the bar for "well-adjusted" real low here pal
I don't know
I think he writes
In a real normal way.
Elmo would definitely vote for @TheDemocrats
I feel like most right wingers have the same thought process so yeah, a lot of people’s brains are deep fried
I read these in my "cylinder stuck in an M&Ms tube" voice and it was pretty funny.
Now read the cylinder post in Peterson's voice!
This is like when a small dog goes on the highest alert at every noise
Please can we get to a golden age where fake tough guys are laughingstocks?
Look, I’m not saying I’m tough, but at least I own that. But Lobsterman, you’re an aging Toronto professor you are not a badass.
I thought he was dead
"go to hell" in this context is the funniest thing I've read in weeks
