3 second scare

(midwest.social)

I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

I've read that deaf people are frequently horrified to learn that farts make a noise

Deaf people, don't believe these lies.
Yes, farts smell. But they don't make any real noise. Just keep on ripping them out!!

Giggity!

Are you a boiyoiyoiyoinggggg type, or a schproingggg type?

Mine sounds like velcro ripping

I got the good ol slide whistle.

Hey! You stole that from my clown erotica!

I'm more of a THX noise type.

I shouldn't be laughing this hard at a joke this stupid...

Now imagining waking the whole neighbourhood up every morning (and sometimes in the dead middle of the night)

It's all jokes until you hear the sound from your back yard.

For both your dicks?

Mines a slide whistle slowly increasing in pitch

Lucky. I just get this

Does it do the down pitch when it goes flaccid?

That's more like a balloon deflating

Mine sounds as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Is that not normal?

We talked about this. Don't jack off on live television

Was that on or onto? You know what, it's not going to come up

That's a funny way of saying you masterbate...

(Phallic Noises)

Oh right, they don't even know what's the inspiration for Mario's jumping sound

Which they can't hear, so the reference would be lost

Sproinnggg

Of course it does ! With Nugenix ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DhEEo5S9fg