apparent leaked list of US demands on Canada
(midwest.social)
slothrop 
Fuck The USAThis list looks like it was written by an AI.
Trump's definition of a 'good deal' is when he's ripped the other party off. Always has been.
Probably a sign of the impending American downgrade from global hegemon (didn't last long but God was/is it painful) to regional ruler/head of the West. Should've stocked up heavily whilst cosigning their insatiable imperialism instead of expecting any form of good will from these soulless gouls. 🤷♂️
So Trump just expects Canada to nearly totally sign over its sovereignty to the US? Not sure what the benefit to that would be
Yes, yes he does, and the benefit would be that ge gets to be the de facto ruler of canada
Trump is a symptom of conservative right, there are plenty to take his place when he's gone.
Yup. But he is also a despicable human being that should be gone.
Unfortunately it seems no justice will happen before he goes
Hopefully, their dinos go soon, but I'm not picky.
Just gotta point out that if colours carry meaning, be careful about blue in Canada. Blackshirts and Brownshirts you've no doubt heard of, but in Canada our version was Blueshirts!
We always had consistent antifascist pushback to keep that shit from blooming too much, but they still had an effect. Those folks never really go away, and every generation makes its push. So keep it up folks!
Our US spin was the silver shirts... I'm a bit surprised they haven't made a comeback lately...
Only ~342.8 million patriotic ways to be sure. 🤷🏼♂️
This is infuriating and I'm not even Canadian. Seriously, fuck these people.
That’s not a deal. Those are demands.
- And a pony!
What a wacky little wishlist. It's essentially asking Canada to allow itself to be annexed as a territory.
While getting second class status.
Second class would be an upgrade. This is just short of being a penal colony.
Fuck all of this.
No deal is better than any deal with the United States.
If the Conservatives were in charge, they'd be champing at the bit to sign this, so at least there's that.
So many of us poor US poors feel that we'll never be able to afford to rid ourselves of the pox this "government" has infected us with, TBH.
Laughably absurd
The gripen planes cant come soon enough!
Reading this, it seems that Canada does have a few things that the USA needs…
/s
Canada needs an atomic bomb.
Ask France if they can lend Quebec one.
Canadian Missile Crisis 2.0
Or a more hilarious option. Quebec gets the bomb but Canada doesn't.
