If I'm not perfect, I'm a failrule
(midwest.social)
toomanypancakes
196You know, all rules that involve choices we make are made up.
Me when my wife says that I don't hold anyone else to that standard and I'm forked by having to reveal my superiority complex or hiding my self-disgust.
I consider those really important because otherwise how can I make any real decisions at all about my own life
I can never eat a cheeseburger in my entire life.
I have 'autistic idiot is scared of food disease' (ARFID) and tbh I think it's just kinda funny at this point to be an American who doesn't eat cheeseburgers lmao
As someone who also suffers from it, your description of ARFID made me laugh! Hahaha! :)
Me when my foot lands on the border of the sidewalk tile
Me after itching my leg and not itching the other leg to keep them balanced.
There are just not enough good rules
from roughly 2019 to 2024 I did not use a single escalator
same! though mine was between 2016 and 2025, and was to do with escorts
Is that because of the risk of falling in and being eviscerated in the gears?
No, but that's what I'd tell people when I didn't want to explain that I like the idea of superstitious but I'm not superstitious so I invented my own
I'm only human after rule
I'm in this image and I don't like it
