𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗔 𝗠𝗜𝗔! [real]
(midwest.social)
InevitableSwing [none/use name]
Slop.Getting high on Jesus?
And you mocked capitalism's ability to innovate!
This is illegal!
It's a Religious sacrament.
Well shit.....
DIO MI VINO!
at whoever photographed this, or maybe at me, or both
Eat the slop.
yim yum
Am I losing it or are they trying to make the communion wafers sexy
IDK shit about weed but I can totally see some USAmerican evangelist using something like this on an unsuspecting congregation to keep them coming back.
or they'll go on the worst hellride of their life and think that a demon has possessed them
3MG per dose
yeah that's not gonna be enough unless I take a couple of weeks off from getting high to reset my tolerance
Ahh...but have you tried the new 'holy incense'?
I remember having a moment because I believe I do better thinking after taking a 2.5mg edible. It was for sure not enough to feel euphoria or any type of highness despite otherwise not using for years and years and I doubt an extra .5mg would have been the difference for more than a couple minutes of being high if anything.
That's not enough for a complete newbie
Maybe you’re supposed to eat them like potato chips
Isn't that how you usually eat communion wafers?
Used to go to a hippie convent and the nuns would serve a bunch of different things for communion. It was like a little bread salad. No idea why. Haven’t been there since I was like 8.
Bless me father for I have sobered up.
Snagged this screenshot from back when I had Instagram 3 years ago. Some company was trying to do some guerilla marketing. Still makes me chuckle.
As opposed to a non-kosher vape?
I love the top middle image of the gramma cheefing on it like a cigar with the text "Finally"
As if they've been holding off smoking hot dog water distillate flavored with "food-grade" "terpenes" until there was a kosher option 🤣
Yeah, don't you know wild vapes are split-hooved and chew the cud? (I don't remember the exact rules, but I remember those phrases being part of it)
Moses had to huff at a burning bush to get that close to God.
And the lord said onto Moses: Smoketh that dankest of kush brotherman, 420 blaze it.
You have the choice between these and Jeez-Its, choose wisely.
The body of Christ, Snap'd for you.
