Gotta say, never wore a sundress.

We did, however, have gender switch day during spirit week in high school.

Yeah. In the south nonetheless. Times have changed, eh?

Point being that while it was far from the most popular day of spirit week, there were usally a dozen or so girls that would go masc for it. And usually two or three guys. Usually, that was essentially booger drag, but every now and then, you'd get someone do it right.

Well, guess who did it as right as they could. Yours truly, obviously from the setup.

Did a nice blouse I borrowed from my mom, and a skirt of my sister's. My makeup was kinda meh, since neither my mom or sister ever did a lot of it, usually just lipstick and maybe mascara; eye shadow for fancy things. So I stuck with that. Shaved well, threw on a bra with some padding, and off to school I went.

Back then, I usually wore briefs, and that seemed right for the skirt.

But this was summer in the south, and I had weightlifting after lunch.

So the boys were.... almost dripping. Even after a shower and a makeup refresh.

World history class was next, and whilst lingering in the hall, the dare came. From Meghan. So to the john I went! And came back to class swangin' in the wind.

It

Was

Heaven!

First the payoff of Meghan being unable to keep from blushing and giggling. Second, the swish of cool cotton across things when I wiggled to prove the lack of briefs.

Third, the breeze. See this was the south in the early nineties. Weren't no AC. It was open windows and ceiling fans. So when the breeze from either would get up the skirt, holy hells was it nice. Not in a sexual way, just in that refreshing way.

So, my brothers in mufti, if you got a sundress, wear that thang! Let the dingles dangle!

Normalize kilts. Let the boys breath.

Hell yeah, King.

I mean, it just says don't wear panties. Nothing says you can't wear other underwear options.

do your balls hang low?

do they wobble to and fro?

can you tie them in a knot?

can you tie them and in a bow?

Do ya get a funny feeling...

When they bang upon the ceiling...

Does it send your senses reeling...

When your balls hang low...

First off, why even create the sloppy censoring if you can still read the name?

Also, yes, Ryan Heath. Let them feel the breeze.

Let the boys breathe!

and roam! and dangle!

and get tickled by the tall grass

yes

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