South Canada is a fitting name
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14th and 15th. I'm not sharing a province with Utah
Please let this be true.
Uhm no fucking thank you? I dont want to be associated with that shitshow in any way. They absolutely do not qualify to be anything-canada until they get their shit together. Maaaybe 'worse-canada'. But honestly I'd prefer if they just kept our name out their mouth.
Okay, hear me out on this one...
No
Hmm, what if we rotated the lines 90* and consolidated the number of stripes and maple leaves:
That’s better
Is that the Tim Horton's flag?
No, that's Brazil.
Is Brazil tim Hortons?
Tim Horton's flag contains a massive rainforest?
I once knew an American in university in Canada who hung up a flag by his bed that combined the designs of the Canadian flag and the American flag. It was like the Canadian flag but the red parts were the American flag
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
As a Minnesotan, we're the only south Canada and I'll apologize passive-aggresively to anyone that disagrees.
I'm sorry, but what about Wyoming?
Born & raised in the N Midwest, and one of the running "jokes" re: Canada was that the US'd annex it as soon as it ran outta trees/maple syrup/flannel/etc. 🙄 Buncha sub-literate mouthbreathers, those "role models", eh?
I'm ready to sing Oh Canada
I'm ready to yell Go Banana!
Gotta learn it's "O Canada", and then gotta learn the French version as well ("Ô Canada"). The anthem was actually commissioned by the Governor General of Quebec :)
I prefer "Lesser Canada"
Lower Canada also works 🤪
But what about second Lower Canada?
I don’t want our good name on that shithole.
I'm US and I agree.
Technically, territories don't count as provinces so that would make it the 11th.
Or rather 4th territory since the US has demonstrated it can't be trusted with full self governance for at least a few decades. Call it the "South Territory".
Give Puerto Rico provincehood though. They’ve earned it.
What about Washington, Province of Canada?
(sorry for the triple comment, client hangup)
No
Ooh, now we're cookin'!
Let's go!!!
We don't want it.
Hard no from me. Should be North Mexico. Official name Democratic People's Republic of Mexico, or DPRM for short.
I think Canada and Mexico should split America. Mexico takes the south west, Canada takes the north, Hawaii becomes independent and the south east can be renamed "The Union", which consists of all the worst parts of what was America, just like they want.
Aw.
Awe, but the south version always sucks.
Wait… that tracks.
laughs in Korean
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South Canadian here. Can I get a little help rejoining the human species, please? This specific province is infested, rotting, and toxic in nearly every conceivable way. I'd much prefer to reside in an actual civilization, if that's alright. Please.
Canada is more likely to build a wall.
it would be too dang long. what a waste of money and resources. how bout you hang your current administration, and replace them with civilised people. no wall needed.
Lesser Canada
I propose; Mexico's greasy toupee

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